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- Thanks, man. - Yeah.
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So this is really happening, huh?
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Good, good. 'Cause I gotta tell you,
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I'm over Bad Thoughts.
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I appreciate the opportunity. You know that.
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I'm just done with this wacky prosthetic wig stuff.
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I-- I want people to know I take acting seriously, you know?
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I want to do, like...
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- What? - Big ones.
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Eighteen-wheelers.
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Why are you always talking about trucks?
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Oh, I don't know why I said that. Keep going.
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Okay. I want to make feature films, is my point.
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Right... well, that's why we're here, buddy.
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You are about to get a major offer from the guy that they call
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the Asian Chris Nolan.
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Which means this thing is going to be extremely heady and thought-provoking.
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You should be jizzing in your drawers right now.
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I want to see you blow your load.
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I want you walking in there with a wet front,
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stinking to high heaven like some 13-year-old freak.
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That's smartwater.
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These guys know what they're doing.
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You look really cool.
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Tom fucking Segura!
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Oh my God! Lookin' slim, my guy.
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I would fuck you right here if I wasn't a lesbian.
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Don't let the nails fool you. I'm a lesbian.
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Nice. I love lesbians.
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I watch a lot of lesbian stuff.
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Uh, Tom, I want you to meet someone
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who is very special to us here at Chikara Kikku.
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This is Mr. Yoshi Mashimoto,
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one of the few geniuses left in the world.
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I'm sure you're familiar with his work.
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Mr. Mashimoto is the author
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of the highest-selling graphic novel of all time.