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Uh, which part of space are you from again?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#121
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[Bill] South space!
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#122
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[doorbell rings]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#123
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Quagmire, come on, we tee off in an hour.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#124
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Don't worry, I'll register us online to save time.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#125
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Name? Joe Swanson.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#126
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Handicap? Yes.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#127
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Quagmire, let's go!
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#128
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[door creaks open]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#129
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Hey! What the hell are you doing?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#130
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Ooh, he must be with the mystery girl.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#131
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- I bet she's married. - Or famous.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#132
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Oh, my God!
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#133
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Quagmire and the Librarian?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#134
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[shushes]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#135
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Quagmire and the Librarian?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#136
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Wow! At the library, I guess Quagmire's been checking out more than just books.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#137
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[laughing]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#138
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Come on, don't encourage him.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#139
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I can't believe it.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#140
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Yeah. And she's got BB-8 underwear.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#141
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Lois said they don't make those!
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#142
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Guys, I'd appreciate if you'd leave now.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#143
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Yeah, sure, let me just tie my shoe.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#144
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Peter, is that R2-D2 underwear?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#145
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Yeah, they're old and stupid.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#146
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You and the Librarian.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#147
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I don't get it.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#148
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Yeah, did, like, a bully dare you to invite her to prom
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#149
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and then it turned into something more?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#150
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Or, your boss is a family man,
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#151
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and you're just pretending to date her to get the big promotion?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#152
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No, there's no '90s movie premise involved!
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#153
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See, this is why I didn't want to tell you guys about her.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#154
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I knew you wouldn't understand.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#155
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Then, help us understand, Glenn.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#156
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Show us your world.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#157
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Dammit Peter, you just had chicken wings!
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#158
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I just like her, okay.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#159
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She's nice, she's smart.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#160
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And when you ask her where she wants to eat dinner,
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#161
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she always has a clear, confident answer.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#162
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- No way! - You lie!
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#163
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It's true! And it's nice to date someone where I can relax and be myself.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#164
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I don't even have to hide my moderate-to-severe plaque psoriasis.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#165
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You have plaque psoriasis?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#166
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Well, I did before Skyrizi.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#167
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♪ I can't see me lovin' nobody but you ♪
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#168
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