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Tom, they're calling it the Sermon on the Mount.
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Hundreds of South Park faithful are flocking to the area
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where Jesus Christ continues to speak his words of wisdom.
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If someone has the power of the presidency
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and also has the power to sue and take bribes,
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then he can do anything to anyone!
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It's the fucking president, dude.
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All of you, shut the fuck up, or South Park is over.
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It's fucking over.
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Just stop and shut the fuck up.
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Ye... yes, sir.
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Okay.
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Absolutely.
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Yes, thank you, Mr. President.
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We'll be happy to pay that, sir.
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Yes, sir. I...
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I will relax, and I'll take a rest.
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Yes, thank you. Thank you very much.
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Okay, we settled.
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Oh, we settled.
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Thank God.
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I got the president down to $3.5 million.
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$3.5 million? That's... that's not so bad.
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That's really fair. I think that's fair.
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We'll just have to cut some funding
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for our schools and hospitals and roads,
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- and that should be that. - Yeah.
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Okay.
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Yeah, well, that's not quite all.
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As part of the settlement, we also had to agree
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to doing pro-Trump messaging.
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How are we supposed to do pro-Trump messaging?
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Oh, come on, guys.
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We're South Park!
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We can do it.
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- Yeah. All right. - He's right.
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- We just gotta work together. - Yeah!
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- All right! - Yeah! Yeah!
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Who walked through the desert for you?
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Who survived the wilderness
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and gave the ultimate sacrifice?
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When things heat up, who will deliver us from temptation?
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Donald J. Trump.
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No matter how hot it gets,
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he's not afraid to fight for America.
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With conviction, discipline, and trust in God,
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he survived the desert.
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I'm Donald J. Trump, and I endorse this message.
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