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You know, I don't know why he's questioning the president.
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He's probably a faggot or something.
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But the townspeople say they owe the president nothing.
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#405
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We aren't gonna be told what to do by anyone.
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#406
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We all know the woke stuff went too far,
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#407
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but the answer isn't going too far the other way.
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#408
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It's not a bad thing to have a little compassion for people.
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It's not a bad thing to care a little for the environment.
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#410
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The Stotch family is proud to say
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that we own an electric car.
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Boy, this sure is taking a long time.
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Yeah, the human body does everything it can
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in the final stages to try and cling to life.
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Shouldn't be much longer now.
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#416
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Things are really heating up
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#417
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in the small town of South Park.
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#418
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More and more citizens are uniting in solidarity
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against what they call the president's oppression.
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The townspeople are saying things are never hopeless,
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that they must all stand strong
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for what they believe in.
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We're in this for the long haul, guys.
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#424
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This is about what's right.
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#425
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And we will fight, even if we have to do it alone.
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#426
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Wait, we don't have to do it alone.
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#427
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Look!
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#428
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It's Jesus!
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#429
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Let us break bread.
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#430
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Break bread with me.
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This is my body, given for you.
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Do this in remembrance of me.
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Now just eat the bread, and listen.
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I didn't wanna come back and be in the school,
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but I had to because it was part of a lawsuit
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#436
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and the agreement with Paramount.
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#437
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The president's suing you?
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#438
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The guy can do whatever he wants now
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#439
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that someone backed down, okay?
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Eat the bread. Eat the bread.
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#441
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You guys saw what happened to CBS?
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#442
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Yeah, well, guess who owns CBS?
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Paramount!
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Do you really wanna end up like Colbert?
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#445
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You guys gotta stop being stupid.
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#446
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We can't understand you.
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#447
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Just shut up,
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#448
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or we're going to get canceled, you idiots.
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What the hell is he saying?
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#450
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