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Hey, whenever you're ready, I'd love to just...
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Oh, forgot about your... no touching thing.
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Truth is, I shouldn't hate Ollie. He's not that bad a guy.
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He's too dumb to be bad.
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In fact, when I think about the really bad people...
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E Corp, the largest conglomerate in the world.
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They're so big, they're literally everywhere.
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A perfect monster of modern society.
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The "E" might as well stand for "Evil."
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...electronics and all of life's necessities...
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In fact, after a thorough, intensive self-reprogramming,
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that's all my mind hears, sees, or reads when they pop up in my world.
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Together, we can change the world...
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- ...with E Corp. - Evil Corp.
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Krista would have a shit fit if she knew I did that.
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But that's what they are, a conglomerate of evil.
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And now I have to help them.
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There are six on-site engineers on your account.
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- There he is. - Terry Colby, the CTO.
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I know it looks a little... complicated.
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Even though he's the head technology guy
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at one of the biggest companies in the world, he owns a BlackBerry.
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So, this is it, right here.
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It also looks like he doesn't see a terminal very often.
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He's not a techie. He's a moron.
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Tyrell Wellick, Senior Vice President, Technology.
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You know, I started out exactly where you are, and...
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To be honest, you know, my heart is still there.
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So I see you're running Gnome.
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You know, I'm actually on KDE myself.
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I know this desktop environment is supposed to be better, but...
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You know what they say,
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old habits, they die hard.
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An executive running Linux?
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But, that... - Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
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I mean, why am I even running Linux?
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It's gonna be fun working with you.