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Call me Dickmaster.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#299
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[gentle music] Adam, you seem like a smart--
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#300
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well, stand up guy.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#301
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[sucking noises] Uh-huh.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#302
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And I know you are the leader of the angels.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#303
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And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary, a-- a genius!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#304
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I mean, your words, babe.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#305
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Who would really love to put his name on something.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#306
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[rock guitar plays] Fucking love putting my name on shit.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#307
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Shit's the best.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#308
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It's a solution to our biggest problem!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#309
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[music stops abruptly] Oh, herpes.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#310
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Yeah, that's a bitch.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#311
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No! Our other biggest problem.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#312
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Oh, uh... ugly people?... Math?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#313
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[ Adam] Global warming? Nah, wait that's Earth's problem.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#314
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[Adam] Umm--
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#315
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[scuttling] [Niffty] Hehehe. Stab. Stab. Stab.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#316
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[Vaggie] Alright Niffty. Niffty? Niffty!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#317
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[gentle music] Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms."
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#318
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-Okay? -Got it. I'm ready.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#319
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[camera beeps] Action.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#320
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[silence]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#321
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[hypnotic tone]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#322
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Uhh... Cut. [camera beeps]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#323
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[giggles] How was that?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#324
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Well Niffty, you actually have to say the line. So let's roll again.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#325
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-[Niffty] Okay. -[Vaggie] Action.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#326
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[hypnotic tone]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#327
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[silence]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#328
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-You're doing great, Vagina. -Cut!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#329
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Alright, um, maybe we can try to fix it in post.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#330
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[Angel] Do you even know what that means?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#331
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[angrily] I'll figure it out.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#332
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-[static on TV] -[Husk on TV] Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#333
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[Vaggie groans]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#334
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-[melancholic music] -[Vaggie groans]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#335
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[Alastor] Seems like you're having a bit of trouble there, hm?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#336
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Ugh, este pendejo... Why are you even here?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#337
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For the entertainment!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#338
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I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#339
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struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#340
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Like you are doing now!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#341
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Good Job!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#342
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And here is Alastor, [camera beeps]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#343
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the egocentric piece of shit that--
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#344
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-[camera sparks] -[Vaggie groans]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#345
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I wouldn't try that my dear.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#346
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