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* Christ makes the money *
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#307
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Mr. President, a lot of your supporters
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#308
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are starting to turn against you.
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#309
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Hey, tell them to take a rest.
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#310
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Sir, can you please talk to them?
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#311
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They're really riled up.
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#312
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All right, give me that.
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#313
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Hey, relax, guys.
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#314
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Yeah, hi, uh, what do you think you're doing?
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#315
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Our children are being told that they have to sit
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#316
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with Jesus at lunchtime.
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#317
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Listen, buddy, you just need to relax.
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#318
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All this protesting makes me look bad.
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#319
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Just take a rest.
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#320
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Well, no, we're not gonna give it a rest.
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#321
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All the people here in South Park
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#322
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want some goddamn answers.
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#323
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All right, then I'm gonna sue your whole town.
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#324
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You got that? $5 billion.
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#325
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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#326
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What'd he say?
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#327
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He said he's suing us for $5 billion.
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#328
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Fucking stupid idiots.
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#329
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Think they can mess with me, huh?
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#330
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Hey, Satan.
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#331
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I'm not in the mood right now.
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#332
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Another random bitch commented on my Instagram
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#333
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that you're on the Epstein list.
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#334
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The Epstein list?
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#335
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Are we still talking "aboot" that?
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#336
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Well, are you on the list or not?
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#337
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It's weird that whenever it comes up,
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#338
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you just tell everyone to relax.
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#339
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I'm not telling everyone to relax.
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#340
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Relax, guy!
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#341
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No, I need counseling.
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#342
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You remind me more and more of this other guy
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I used to date, like, a lot.
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#344
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Like, you guys are exactly alike.
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#345
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I love you.
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#346
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Ugh.
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#347
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Come on, Satan.
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#348
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Vroom! Pew!
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#349
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Oh, no!
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#350
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Vroom!
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#351
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Butters, honey, your little friend Cartman is here.
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#352
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He said it's Tuesday, and you guys have plans.
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#353
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Eric?
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#354
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