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because I understand that you have a problem
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#259
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with Jesus in our schools.
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#260
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I don't have a problem with it.
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I mean, I think it's kind of weird.
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#262
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Well, Mr. Mackey says you were bullying Jesus
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#263
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and wouldn't let him sit at your table in the cafeteria.
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#264
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What? I didn't bully him.
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S27E01 — Sermon on the 'Mount
#265
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Craig told him our table was full, which it was.
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Mr. Marsh, Christ died for your sins, and he loves us all.
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There's only one truth, one cross, and one savior.
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And you will find him in your heart.
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#269
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PC Principal?
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#270
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Power Christian Principal, yes?
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#271
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What happened?
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#272
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What... what happened with what?
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#273
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Well, you used to be, like, super woke.
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#274
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And then starting last November,
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#275
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you started acting weird.
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#276
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And now you're super Christian.
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#277
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I just realized that the side I was on was hopeless.
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#278
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And in times of hopelessness, one finds Christ.
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#279
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Come to him, all who are heavy laden,
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- and he shall give you rest. - And I shall give you rest.
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#281
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Dude, what's going on?
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#282
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Like, none of this seems normal.
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#283
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That's the kind of attitude
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#284
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we are not gonna tolerate at this school!
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#285
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And, Mr. Marsh, if you don't accept Christ,
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#286
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then I'm gonna have to expel you.
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#287
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K, I'm pretty sure you can't do that.
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#288
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Like, I think that's illegal.
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No, Mr. Marsh, it's not illegal anymore.
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#290
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This is 2025, K?
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#291
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And not much is illegal.
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#292
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I accept Christ into my heart.
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#293
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And into your school.
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#294
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And in my school.
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#295
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And at your table in the cafeteria.
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There wasn't any room at my table... ah.
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And at my table in the cafeteria.
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Yay.
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* Oh! *
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* Faith in Christ *
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* We're bringing back Christ *
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* There's money in Christ *
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* Bringing back Christ
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* Christ makes the money *
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* Christ makes the money
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