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Uh, hey, is... is there maybe something you guys want to tell me?
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Yeah. Did you know there was a WNBA game yesterday
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between the Mystics and the Sparks?
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Yes, of course. The Mystics crushed the Sparks by 26 points.
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- [both groan] Aw. - Yeah, huge upset.
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Listen, I know you're probably mad.
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We took the time machine without asking,
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but trust me, there's nothing to worry about.
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[slurring] I'm sorry, little guy.
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Mom thinks it'll help the swelling from the burns
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if I put some of your diaper cream on my face.
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[Mayor Wild West] Looks like Brian and Chris kicked up a little more
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than dust on their mosey back in time.
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Now, please consider these fine commercial products.
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Yeah, he probably wasn't supposed to read that last part.
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- [whip sound effects] - Yeah. There, you see? There it is.
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We... We didn't even see Meg in the past.
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Well, Brian, I would surmise that in the original timeline,
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the laughter at Chris emanating from his classroom created a distraction.
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So by turning her head slightly to investigate, Meg kept her face
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from being directly over the explosion.
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But in a timeline where Chris was unaroused,
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the distracting laughter was absent.
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Come on! Not one bag of pot in any of these things!
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[Stewie] So, with no noise coming from Chris's classroom,
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Meg never turned her head away, ensuring that her face would absorb
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the full brunt of the explosion.
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"Brunt." Such a dumb language.
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That's exactly what we're going to do.
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Oh, this is bad. Did... Did anything else change?
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One thing. Lois bought Popsicles for Meg
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since that's all she can eat now.
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Aw, there's apple? I thought that was lime!