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Season 23, Episode 8 โ Hard Times at Adam West High
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โช It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV โช
movies
seems
seems-today
today
violence
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โช But where are those Good old-fashioned values โช
fashioned
fashioned-values
values
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[all] โช On which we used to rely? โช
rely
used
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โช Lucky there's a family guy โช
family
lucky
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โช Lucky there's a man who Positively can do โช
lucky
positively
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โช All the things that make us โช
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โช Laugh and cry! โช
laugh
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[all] โช He's a family guy โช
family
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Okay, next up is Chris Griffin.
chris
chris-griffin
griffin
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[groans]
groans
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[grunting]
grunting
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[Chris groans]
chris
groans
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My report is on Tom Sawyer.
report
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A modern-day warrior, mean, mean stride.
modern
stride
warrior
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Today's Tom Sawyer, mean, mean pride.
pride
todays
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That is a song by Rush.
rush
song
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I don't know, man. I googled it, and that's what came up.
googled
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I never should have married it.
married
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Once they say "I do," they don't.
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[kids laughing]
kids
laughing
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Should've played through that birthday party.
birthday
birthday-party
party
played
shouldve
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They're playing way too slow.
playing
slow
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[kids laughing]
kids
laughing
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Could we please have some quiet on the greens?
quiet
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[sniffs] Whoa, Chris.
chris
sniffs
whoa
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What's going on? Where are you going?
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What? Wait, is this about what happened with your book report?
book
book-report
happened
report
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The teasing was awful, Brian.
awful
brian
teasing
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Even Principal Shepherd got in on it.
principal
principal-shepherd
shepherd
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[Principal Shepherd over PA] Chris Griffin,
chris
chris-griffin
griffin
principal
principal-shepherd
shepherd
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please report to [chuckles] woodshop.
chuckles
report
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- [all laughing] - Stop it!
laughing
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[Principal Shepherd] I'll stop when they stop laughing.
laughing
principal
principal-shepherd
shepherd
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My approval rating is through the roof, just like Chris Griffin's rod!
approval
chris
griffins
rating
roof
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[loud cheering]
cheering
loud
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[Principal Shepherd] On a more somber note,
note
principal
principal-shepherd
shepherd
somber
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that kid with the helmet died.
died
helmet
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Brian's gonna let me use his time machine to redo my book report.
book
book-report
brians
machine
report
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Oh, is that right?
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And how exactly is Brian going to do that? Hmm?
brian
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With his time machine?
machine
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Hey, I handed you a wrench.
handed
wrench
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Yeah, the wrong wrench. Just stay away from it.
wrench
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I love that idea.
idea
love
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Yeah, it'd be a great way to cap off our Tuesday guys' night.
night
tuesday
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Oh, speaking of that, we've got a special on tacos today.
speaking
special
tacos
today
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Let's keep your politics out of this, pal.
politics
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Ah, you guys go ahead.
ahead
go-ahead
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I'd rather spend my money on this tightly curled horoscope scroll.
curled
money
scroll
spend
tightly
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Suit yourself.
suit
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Here we go. Winning combo.
combo
winning
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[excitedly] Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian...
excitedly
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[disappointedly] Scott Disick.
scott
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I'll try my favorite, Dignity Dollars.
dignity
dollars
favorite
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Martin Luther King,
king
luther
luther-king
martin
martin-luther
martin-luther-king
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Malcolm X.
malcolm
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Aw, Jussie Smollett.
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Let me show you how it's done. Give me one of the Bald Bucks.
bald
bucks
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Piven...
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Travolta...
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Cage! I'm a winner!
cage
winner
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Awesome! We won $123.
awesome
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Split three ways, that's 41 bucks apiece.
bucks
split
three
ways
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That's fine. I'm happy with my horoscope scroll.
happy
scroll
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"Be sure to gamble today
gamble
today
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"with your handicapped, horny and Black friend."
black
black-friend
friend
handicapped
horny
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Pfft. Right that could mean anything.
pfft
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"Also, close your search tabs before your big work presentation tomorrow."
close
presentation
search
tabs
tomorrow
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[scoffs] Bunch of mumbo-jumbo.
bunch
jumbo
scoffs
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As you can see, third quarter sales...
quarter
sales
third
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Uh, sorry about that.
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Yeah. Let me just, uh...
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Okay. I don't know how that...
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Ah, just give me one second here.
second
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As... As I was saying, third quarter--
quarter
third
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I apologize for the slight, uh...
apologize
slight
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A mini-mart scroll warned of this.
mart
mini
scroll
warned
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I'll clean out my desk.
clean
desk
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[โช suspenseful music playing]
music
music-playing
playing
suspenseful
suspenseful-music
suspenseful-music-playing
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[door creaks open]
creaks
door
door-creaks
open
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[Stewie breathing deeply]
breathing
deeply
stewie
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I don't know, Brian.
brian
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Stewie said to stay away from the time machine.
machine
stewie
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Don't worry about Stewie.
stewie
worry
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- Okay, just put in today's date. - [keypad beeping]
beeping
date
todays
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Set the time and go!
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[computerized voice] DNA mismatch.
voice
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Enter secondary voice password
enter
password
secondary
voice
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within 20 seconds to prevent self-destruct.
prevent
seconds
self
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Crap! Secondary password?
password
secondary
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Self-destruct?
self
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Wait, wait, wait. I got this.
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Zac Efron.
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Um, Susan Lucci.
susan
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[hesitating] Dora! Diego! Gold's Gym!
diego
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- Mykonos. - Oh! I know, I know.
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Fabulous. Fab! Totally fab!
fabulous
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Uh, uh... Go, bitch! Whatever, bitch!
bitch
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Love you, bitch!
bitch
love
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Yes, Queen! Yas, Queen?
queen
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Yaaaaas, Queeeeeen!
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[machine activating]
machine
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[zapping]
zapping
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Hey. Hey! Hey!
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Did you see that?
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[zapping]
zapping
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Check it out, Chris. Welcome to 16 hours ago.
check
chris
hours
welcome
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So, how does it feel to be living in the past?
living
past
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Wow! Look how small that tree is
tree
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and how old all those cars look!
cars
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Oh, yeah. There's gonna be a lot of very small differences like that.
differences
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Hold on. I thought we were going to time travel
travel
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to my school, not to our house.
house
school
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Oh, yeah, plugged in what was on the tag on my collar.
collar
plugged
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That's the only address I know.
address
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Wait a minute. This could be amazing.
amazing
minute
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We got a few hours before your book report.
book
book-report
hours
report
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And with a day's advantage, we can use that time to bet on sports,
advantage
days
sports
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already knowing the outcome.
knowing
outcome
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Oh, my gosh, you're right.
gosh
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Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on... uh... Ah! Here we go. WNBA.
hang
wnba
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There's a Mystic-Sparks game today.
game
sparks
today
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Remember who won that?
remember
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I don't even know what city they're from.
city
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- Which one has Caitlin Clark? - I don't know.
clark
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Both of them? Neither?
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Man, she's the best, maybe.
best
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Hey, Cleveland. You look different.
cleveland
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Yeah, with my scratcher winnings, I was able to buy $41 of Ozempic.
able
scratcher
winnings
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Donna thinks I'm starting to look like skinny Jonah Hill.
donna
hill
jonah
skinny
starting
thinks
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And just like Jonah Hill, I can't wait
hill
jonah
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to be an aggressively unstable relationship partner.
aggressively
partner
relationship
unstable
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I see.
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Must be nice to have money to burn. I wouldn't know.
burn
money
must
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Say guys, I forget.
forget
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How many people does it take to make a thing go right?
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[โช upbeat hip-hop music playing, Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock "It Takes Two"]
base
music
music-playing
playing
rock
takes
upbeat
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I think you knew the answer.
answer
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Thanks to those lucky scratchers I just bought
bought
lucky
thanks
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Now That's What I Call Music: Volume 12.
music
volume
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[smugly] Game, cassette, match.
cassette
game
match
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Hey, check it out, guys.
check
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I turned those winning scratchers into a new belt.
belt
turned
winning
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T.J. Maxx was having a sale on everything that's strewn on the floor.
floor
having
sale
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Great. Seems like everybody's really enjoying their big winnings.
enjoying
everybodys
seems
winnings
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Uh-uh. You can't wear that shirt because of my therapy.
shirt
therapy
wear
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I got her right under my pudgy, non-threatening thumb.
threatening
thumb
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Okay, It's almost time for your English class.
class
english
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We just have to head off your past self so you can give the book report instead.
book
book-report
head
past
report
self
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Sounds good.
sounds
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Whoa, I guess if I have anything to say to Derek, I should say it now.
derek
whoa
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[shoe shuffling, squeaking]
shoe
squeaking
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I have nothing to say to Derek.
derek
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Oh, here I come.
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Chris! You can't go in there!
chris
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Brian, what are you doing here? [chuckles]
brian
chuckles
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[gasps] Are you me?
gasps
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Look, there's not much time. We're from the future.
future
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Well, your future, our present.
future
present
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Let me stop you right there.
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I'm 100% fine with whatever this is.
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I just go where I'm told.
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Okay, Chris, get in there and make this the flaccid-est report of your life.
chris
flaccid
life
report
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- I won't let you down. - [bell rings]
bell
bell-rings
rings
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[English teacher] Just in time, Chris. You're up.
chris
english
teacher
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[Chris chuckles] Not today, I'm not.
chris
chuckles
today
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Hello, peers. This is my report on the book, Tom Sawyer.
book
peers
report
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The cover shows a kid painting a fence,
cover
fence
painting
shows
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and inside it is paper, which is made from trees.
paper
trees
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The end.
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Chris, I may have to fail you.
chris
fail
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Well, that's all good, 'cause the only chub in town is the insurance company.
company
insurance
insurance-company
town
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Kobe!
kobe
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Quagmire. I see you're wearing a brown belt today.
belt
brown
quagmire
today
wearing
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Did you buy another one?
another
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No. Same belt. Reversible.
belt
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That just blew my damn mind.
blew
mind
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Belts are reversible, men are becoming women,
becoming
belts
women
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I'm kind of getting into it, what's this world coming to?
coming
world
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Evening, gentlemen. Thought I'd offer some celebratory
celebratory
evening
gentlemen
offer
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popcorn shrimp for the big scratcher winners.
popcorn
scratcher
shrimp
winners
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Wow, no way! That's the appetizer in commercials
appetizer
commercials
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most likely to fly through the air.
likely
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Any food that's airborne on television is very special.
food
special
television
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Peter. Come on, have some.
peter
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I understood the shrimp to be exclusively for winners.
shrimp
understood
winners
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Damn it! It's not fair.
fair
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I've got to find a way to have what they have.
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Okay. Suction cups, pulley system, carabiners, rope, ski mask.
cups
mask
rope
suction
system
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And one last thing.
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A bat.
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- [glass shatters] - [bat clatters]
clatters
glass
glass-shatters
shatters
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[hesitating] I don't understand the crossword ones.
crossword
ones
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Well, Chris, probably time to head home.
chris
head
head-home
home
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And congrats again on a successful, non-turgid book report.
book
book-report
congrats
report
successful
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Please stop saying gross smart words.
gross
smart
words
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[zapping]
zapping
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Uh, hey, is... is there maybe something you guys want to tell me?
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Yeah. Did you know there was a WNBA game yesterday
game
wnba
yesterday
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between the Mystics and the Sparks?
sparks
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Yes, of course. The Mystics crushed the Sparks by 26 points.
course
crushed
points
sparks
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- [both groan] Aw. - Yeah, huge upset.
groan
huge
upset
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Vegas had it all wrong.
vegas
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[both groan louder]
groan
louder
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Listen, I know you're probably mad.
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We took the time machine without asking,
asking
machine
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but trust me, there's nothing to worry about.
trust
worry
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You sure about that?
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[โช dramatic music plays]
dramatic
dramatic-music
music
music-plays
plays
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[both scream]
scream
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[slurring] I'm sorry, little guy.
slurring
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Mom thinks it'll help the swelling from the burns
burns
itll
swelling
thinks
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if I put some of your diaper cream on my face.
cream
diaper
face
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[Mayor Wild West] Looks like Brian and Chris kicked up a little more
brian
chris
kicked
mayor
mayor-wild
west
wild
wild-west
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than dust on their mosey back in time.
dust
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Now, please consider these fine commercial products.
commercial
consider
products
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Whip sound effect.
effect
sound
whip
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Yeah, he probably wasn't supposed to read that last part.
part
read
supposed
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- [whip sound effects] - Yeah. There, you see? There it is.
effects
sound
sound-effects
whip
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[โช somber music playing]
music
music-playing
playing
somber
somber-music
somber-music-playing
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Holy crap! What happened?
happened
holy
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We... We didn't even see Meg in the past.
past
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Well, Brian, I would surmise that in the original timeline,
brian
original
timeline
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the laughter at Chris emanating from his classroom created a distraction.
chris
classroom
created
distraction
emanating
laughter
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So by turning her head slightly to investigate, Meg kept her face
face
head
investigate
slightly
turning
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from being directly over the explosion.
directly
explosion
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But in a timeline where Chris was unaroused,
chris
timeline
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the distracting laughter was absent.
absent
distracting
laughter
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Come on! Not one bag of pot in any of these things!
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[Stewie] So, with no noise coming from Chris's classroom,
classroom
coming
noise
stewie
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Meg never turned her head away, ensuring that her face would absorb
face
head
turned
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the full brunt of the explosion.
brunt
explosion
full
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It's a weird word.
weird
word
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"Brunt." Such a dumb language.
brunt
dumb
language
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I feel horrible.
horrible
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We gotta fix this.
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That's exactly what we're going to do.
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Oh, this is bad. Did... Did anything else change?
change
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One thing. Lois bought Popsicles for Meg
bought
lois
popsicles
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since that's all she can eat now.
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[silence]
silence
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[slurping noises]
noises
slurping
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Mm. So good.
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- What's yours? - Apple.
apple
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Aw, there's apple? I thought that was lime!
apple
lime
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[all slurping]
slurping
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But we should... We should go fix
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the Meg-burned-face thing, though... right?
burned
face
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[sighs, halfheartedly] Yeah, yeah. All right.
sighs
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Oh, hey, you guys. I also got ice cream sandwiches for Meg.
cream
sandwiches
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It's a time machine. We can leave whenever we want.
machine
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I mean, we make the schedule.
schedule
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Yeah, like, literally.
โ
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Jon Hamm.
โ
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โ
Arnold Palmer.
arnold
arnold-palmer
palmer
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The third one's just a mirror.
mirror
ones
third
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Oh, wait a minute.
minute
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Scratcher!
scratcher
โ
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โ
Peter, it's the middle of the night.
middle
night
peter
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What the hell are you doing?
โ
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Uh... Uh, having an affair?
affair
having
โ
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โ
- What? With who? - Uh, you don't know her.
โ
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Her name is...
name
โ
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Sandy Shoes.
sandy
shoes
โ
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โ
Peter, are you just looking at stuff in the car and making up lies?
lies
looking
peter
stuff
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โ
Lois, that is completely speedometer.
completely
lois
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โ
[sighs] Look, I don't know what any of this is,
sighs
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but just don't turn on the bathroom light when you come to bed.
bathroom
light
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โ
Okay. Thank you!
โ
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โ
Thank-- Thanks for no more questions.
questions
thanks
โ
โง
โ
- Love you. - [police car siren chirps]
love
police
siren
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โง
โ
Mr. Griffin, you're under arrest for--
arrest
griffin
โ
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โ
I know, I know. How'd you find me?
howd
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โ
The store's security camera caught you checking your height
camera
caught
checking
height
security
stores
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โ
against the doorjamb sticker.
sticker
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โ
I'm afraid I'm shrinking.
afraid
shrinking
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We're going to measure again at the jail, though, right?
jail
measure
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โ
All right, we're back at the day of Chris's book report.
book
book-report
report
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To save Meg's face we just have to do two things.
face
megs
save
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First, we lock up the Chris
chris
lock
โ
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โ
who successfully gave his report without incident.
incident
report
successfully
โ
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โ
- Flaccid Chris. - Yes. Ew, ew, gross, but yes.
chris
flaccid
gross
โ
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โ
And then we restore the laughter that will distract Meg
distract
laughter
restore
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by releasing the original Chris from the custodial closet.
chris
closet
original
releasing
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โ
Turgid Chris.
chris
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You think you're clever, but you're not clever.
clever
โ
โง
โ
Look, there's Flaccid Me.
flaccid
โ
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โ
Happy? Now your crudeness is a whole thing.
happy
whole
โ
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โ
Okay, gonna stop you right there, bud.
โ
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โ
Stewie? Aw, crap. This can't be good.
stewie
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Hey, Chris, we're gonna need you to...
chris
โ
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โ
Uh-oh.
โ
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Stewie, we've got a problem.
problem
stewie
โ
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โ
- What? What's wrong? - It seems that given
given
seems
โ
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โ
even a few minutes alone in a locked closet,
alone
closet
locked
minutes
minutes-alone
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โ
Chris, uh...
chris
โ
โง
โ
took matters into his own hands.
hands
matters
โ
โง
โ
- What? - Yeah, he's in there sleeping
sleeping
โ
โง
โ
and muttering about Lola Bunny from Space Jam.
bunny
muttering
space
โ
โง
โ
- Who's that? - A smoking hot rabbit.
rabbit
smoking
โ
โง
โ
Okay? I didn't get it when you said it, but now I get it.
โ
โง
โ
- So what do we do now? - Don't worry. I've got this.
worry
โ
โง
โ
Chris, your book report is back on,
book
book-report
chris
report
โ
โง
โ
but this time, you've got to do it at full mast.
full
โ
โง
โ
Yeah, one small issue with that.
issue
โ
โง
โ
During the time you two were yakking about how the me in the closet
closet
โ
โง
โ
just masturbated... I, too, masturbated.
โ
โง
โ
- What? - Oh for God's sake!
gods
gods-sake
sake
โ
โง
โ
Damn it! We're running out of time to save Meg.
running
save
โ
โง
โ
Chris, we've got less than one minute to get you aroused.
aroused
chris
less
minute
โ
โง
โ
Um... okay.
โ
โง
โ
Close your eyes. You're a 19th century heiress
century
close
eyes
โ
โง
โ
alone in her vast estate and awaiting a visit
alone
estate
vast
visit
โ
โง
โ
from the handsome vicar as her dear aunt has recently passed from consumption.
aunt
dear
handsome
passed
recently
โ
โง
โ
Yeah, that... that's... nothing.
โ
โง
โ
[sighs] Well, I'm not proud of what I'm about to say here, but...
proud
sighs
โ
โง
โ
Go to YouTube and type in "Brazilian Women's Olympic volleyball team practice."
olympic
practice
team
type
volleyball
volleyball-team
womens
youtube
โ
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โ
They're all speaking Spanish.
spanish
speaking
speaking-spanish
โ
โง
โ
Is that part of it for you?
part
โ
โง
โ
Portuguese, but yes.
โ
โง
โ
[chuckles] You guys, you guys, stop.
chuckles
โ
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โ
I'll just type in "Lauren Boebert, mutual groping vaping in public Beetlejuice."
groping
lauren
mutual
public
type
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โ
Oh, you kinda sexy liar.
kinda
liar
sexy
โ
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โ
I'm ready.
ready
โ
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โ
[โช dramatic music playing]
dramatic
dramatic-music
dramatic-music-playing
music
music-playing
playing
โ
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โ
He's a good kid. I'm proud of him.
proud
โ
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โ
[students laughing]
laughing
students
โ
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โ
[explosion]
explosion
โ
โง
โ
What's everyone laughing about?
laughing
โ
โง
โ
Which one is Derek's locker?
locker
โ
โง
โ
He can't find his anti-seizure medicine.
anti
medicine
seizure
โ
โง
โ
Hey, just so you know, I can eat 50 eggs.
eggs
โ
โง
โ
You already told me that four times!
four
four-times
times
โ
โง
โ
Okay. Well, 50 sometimes sounds like 15.
sometimes
sounds
โ
โง
โ
So, I just wanted to make sure you were properly impressed.
impressed
properly
wanted
โ
โง
โ
[scoffs] What are you guys doing here?
scoffs
โ
โง
โ
Ain't you all too good for me now?
aint
โ
โง
โ
Peter, we never felt that way.
peter
โ
โง
โ
Yeah, we were the ones who wanted you to buy scratchers
ones
wanted
โ
โง
โ
with us in the first place.
place
โ
โง
โ
That's why we've come to bail you out.
bail
โ
โง
โ
Bail me out? Seriously?
bail
โ
โง
โ
Look, I'm sorry I overreacted, you guys.
overreacted
โ
โง
โ
I think I was just frustrated about never actually winning anything.
frustrated
winning
โ
โง
โ
Peter, of course you're a winner.
course
peter
winner
โ
โง
โ
You've got a beautiful wife, a family who loves you,
family
loves
wife
โ
โง
โ
and a bathroom window that's not as frosted as you think.
bathroom
frosted
window
โ
โง
โ
And you're white. That's a big one.
white
โ
โง
โ
Oh, yeah, my insulated experience of the world always makes me forget that.
experience
forget
makes
world
โ
โง
โ
We pooled our last $15 of scratcher winnings to pay your fine.
scratcher
winnings
โ
โง
โ
- $50? - No, 15.
โ
โง
โ
Oh. See, this... That's... is the thing that I was saying.
โ
โง
โ
[โช triumphant music playing]
music
music-playing
playing
triumphant
triumphant-music
triumphant-music-playing
โ
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โ
Man, you guys are the best.
best
โ
โง
โ
I hope you can forgive me for acting so crazy.
acting
crazy
forgive
hope
โ
โง
โ
Of course we do, Peter.
course
peter
โ
โง
โ
Wait a second. You got me out of jail for only $15
jail
second
โ
โง
โ
after I committed a robbery?
committed
robbery
โ
โง
โ
Well, I pulled a few strings.
pulled
strings
โ
โง
โ
Kind of an easy sell to the chief because you're white.
chief
easy
sell
white
โ
โง
โ
See, there's that... there's that thing that I was saying.
โ
โง
โ
Are we for sure in the clear? How's Meg?
clear
โ
โง
โ
Mom, have you seen Meg?
seen
โ
โง
โ
Yes, she went to the store.
store
โ
โง
โ
Well, I'm sure she's fine.
โ
โง
โ
- To pick up some ointment... - Uh-oh.
ointment
pick
โ
โง
โ
...for her vagina.
vagina
โ
โง
โ
- [all cheering, celebrating] - Hurray!
celebrating
cheering
hurray
โ
โง
โ
A bit of a journey, but we got there.
journey
โ
โง
โ
Listen, Stewie. We never should have used your time machine without telling you.
machine
stewie
telling
used
โ
โง
โ
Chris and I owe you an apology.
apology
chris
โ
โง
โ
It's fine, Brian.
brian
โ
โง
โ
At least your heart was in the right place.
heart
least
place
โ
โง
โ
[sighs] Yeah, well, that's the thing, I'm...
sighs
โ
โง
โ
I'm not sure it was.
โ
โง
โ
You see, Chris, I never should have suggested a do-over on your book report.
book
book-report
chris
report
suggested
โ
โง
โ
What? Why not?
โ
โง
โ
Well, I realize now that all the awkward,
awkward
realize
โ
โง
โ
embarrassing, difficult experiences in life
difficult
embarrassing
experiences
life
โ
โง
โ
are exactly what shape people into interesting adults.
adults
interesting
shape
โ
โง
โ
You need these cringy moments because I know you have
moments
โ
โง
โ
a very interesting future ahead of you.
ahead
future
interesting
โ
โง
โ
Thanks, Brian.
brian
thanks
โ
โง
โ
You know what? Maybe let's put a pin in the hug
โ
โง
โ
until that book report pistol is back in its holster.
book
book-report
holster
pistol
report
โ
โง
โ
Eh, that could just be time-travel related, from the re-entry.
entry
related
travel
โ
โง
โ
- Re-- Really? - Yeah. You know how you can get
โ
โง
โ
rando boners on airplanes? It's like that.
boners
โ
โง
โ
Oh, that's right. The first person it ever happened to was Charles Lindbergh.
charles
happened
person
โ
โง
โ
[news announcer] Here's Lucky Lindbergh
announcer
lucky
news
โ
โง
โ
landing in the City of Lights.
city
landing
lights
โ
โง
โ
And like all great pilots, he's emerged from the cockpit
cockpit
pilots
โ
โง
โ
with a Betty Boop beach towel around his waist.
beach
betty
boop
towel
waist
โ
โง
โ
[in badly dubbed voice] I am perfectly limp, and what the Nazis do
badly
limp
nazis
perfectly
voice
โ
โง
โ
is an internal matter.
internal
matter
โ
โง
โ
[โช upbeat TV show music playing]
music
music-playing
playing
upbeat
โ
โง
โ
[overexcitedly] What's going on, guys?
โ
โง
โ
It's me, Corey, with After the "Guy."
corey
โ
โง
โ
We've only got a minute to break down all the best Guy moments from this week.
best
break
minute
moments
week
โ
โง
โ
And as always, we're brought to you by too many sponsors.
brought
sponsors
โ
โง
โ
Peter, what did you think of the episode?
episode
peter
โ
โง
โ
Well, Corey, I'd say most of it was freaking sweet,
corey
freaking
sweet
โ
โง
โ
Okay, question for Stewie. Who can understand the baby?
baby
question
stewie
โ
โง
โ
Okay, as I've explained for the last six of these, Corey--
corey
explained
โ
โง
โ
He... had to leave.
โ
โง
โ
He's boxing Jake Paul tonight.
boxing
jake
paul
tonight
โ
โง
โ
[Mayor Wild West] Closing credits under theme song.
closing
credits
mayor
mayor-wild
song
theme
theme-song
west
wild
wild-west
โ
โง
โ
Is there a way to highlight just the words he has to say?
highlight
words
โ
โง
โ
[โช triumphant music playing]
music
music-playing
playing
triumphant
triumphant-music
triumphant-music-playing
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