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- Yeah! - That's right!
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Are we just gonna sit here
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and let him break every rule of freedom?
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Well, come on! Let's go get that son of a bitch.
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Come on! Come on, let's go get him!
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Come on, let's get him!
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- Let's go get him! - Come on, let's get him!
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Come on out, you piece of shit.
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We're unelecting you.
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Excuse me. Do you mind?
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What the hell do you think you're doing, Garrison?
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I'm not doing anything.
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Oh, so you haven't been looting the country
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like some Middle Eastern tinpot dictator?
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No, I've been sitting here
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watching "White Lotus" with Rick.
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But you got re-elected.
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He hasn't been back to Washington in years.
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He's been really good.
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then who's the retarded faggot
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Mr. President, sir, the prime minister of Canada
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Mr. President, why are you placing
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these new tariffs on Canada?
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What are you, some kind of dictator from the Middle East?
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A dictator from the Middle East?
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I'm just your average Joe. Take a rest.
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The people of Canada will not be devalued like this.
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You don't want me to bomb you like I did Iraq.
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I thought you just bombed Iran.
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Iran, Iraq... what the hell's the difference?
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What the fuck is this, buddy?
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This is the painting you asked for, sir.
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Why is my dick so small?