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Was it a lesson on all world religions?
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#115
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Uh, no. My son said that Jesus was literally at his school.
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#116
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Then you're probably right to be concerned.
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#117
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It's good you're looking out for your son's education.
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#118
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Thanks.
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#119
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It's really nice to have someone
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#120
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to talk to about all this.
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#121
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No worries.
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#122
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Let me know if there's any other way I can help.
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#123
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I'm always here.
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#124
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You're so awesome. Thanks.
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#125
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Good night, honey.
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#126
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Have a great sleep,
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#127
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and I'm sure you'll do more amazing things tomorrow.
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#128
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Ah.
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#129
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- Butters! - Ahh!
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#130
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Butters, get over here.
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#131
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What did I tell you, man? This shit is wack!
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#132
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PC Principal?
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#133
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If he's changed, then there's no hope!
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#134
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I think I know what's happening.
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#135
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I think woke is dead.
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#136
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Woke is dead?
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#137
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It's dead, Butters. It's gone!
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#138
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You can just say retarded now. Nobody cares.
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#139
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Everyone hates the Jews.
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#140
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Everyone's fine with using gay slurs.
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#141
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Oh. Well, that's not good.
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#142
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No, it's terrible!
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#143
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'Cause now I don't know...
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#144
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what I'm supposed to do.
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#145
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Eric?
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#146
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More protests today
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#147
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as the government pushes harder for Christianity
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#148
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in our nation's schools.
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#149
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The president stated earlier today that the spirit of Jesus
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#150
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is important to our country,
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#151
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and he will sue anyone who doesn't agree with him.
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#152
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What the hell is this president doing?
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#153
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He doesn't even act like a Christian.
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#154
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Why is he pushing it on our kids?
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#155
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I told you this was all gonna be bad,
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#156
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but a lot of you here voted for him.
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#157
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Yeah, I voted for him,
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#158
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but all I've seen him do is arrest and sue people.
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#159
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I voted for him to get rid of all the woke stuff.
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#160
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But now that retarded faggot is just putting money
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#161
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in his own pockets.
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#162
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