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I'll try my favorite, Dignity Dollars.
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Let me show you how it's done. Give me one of the Bald Bucks.
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Split three ways, that's 41 bucks apiece.
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That's fine. I'm happy with my horoscope scroll.
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"with your handicapped, horny and Black friend."
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Pfft. Right that could mean anything.
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"Also, close your search tabs before your big work presentation tomorrow."
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[scoffs] Bunch of mumbo-jumbo.
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As you can see, third quarter sales...
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Okay. I don't know how that...
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Ah, just give me one second here.
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As... As I was saying, third quarter--
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I apologize for the slight, uh...
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A mini-mart scroll warned of this.
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]
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Stewie said to stay away from the time machine.
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- Okay, just put in today's date. - [keypad beeping]
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[computerized voice] DNA mismatch.
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Enter secondary voice password
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within 20 seconds to prevent self-destruct.
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Wait, wait, wait. I got this.
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[hesitating] Dora! Diego! Gold's Gym!
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- Mykonos. - Oh! I know, I know.
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Fabulous. Fab! Totally fab!
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Uh, uh... Go, bitch! Whatever, bitch!