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There's only one thing that can bring some normality
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back to these corrupt times.
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And that is...
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our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
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What?
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This school has traded truth for comfort
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and worships idols of self and sin.
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We were a nation under God, but now we spit in His face
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and wonder why everything's falling apart.
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There's only one way back...
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repent, bow to Christ,
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or be swept away with the rest of the godless lies.
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What the hell, dude?
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In order to turn things around,
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I'm going to be a Power Christian Principal.
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You can call me PC Principal.
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So now, I'd like you all to put your hands together
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in welcoming Christ our Lord.
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Hello, my children.
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I am the light and the way.
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Fellas, what the fuck is going on?
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Yea, it is wonderful to be here,
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for where two or three gather in my name,
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there am I with them.
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That's right!
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That's right. Let's go, Jesus.
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Fuck yeah!
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So how was your day, guys?
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Anything fun happen at school?
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No, not really.
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Uh, Jesus showed up.
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Jesus?
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Yeah.
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What's Jesus doing in your school?
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I don't know.
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I don't think Jesus is allowed to be in schools.
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Yeah, well, he was there.
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Well, I think I'm gonna have to talk to somebody about this.
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Hey, uh, how's it going?
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Um, is Jesus supposed to be allowed in schools?
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Generally, the idea is that public schools
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have to maintain a separation of church and state,
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so they can't promote any one religion.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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The government can't force a religion on my son.
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Public schools can teach about religions
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in a neutral educational way,
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but they can't endorse any particular one.
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