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- You took my phone away for a month for stealing your cube.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#297
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- So you did steal my cube.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#298
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- No. - Yes.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#299
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- I didn't. - Yes, you did.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#300
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Oh, Carl.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#301
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How you doing?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#302
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This is my daughter, Jamison.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#303
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Jamison, Carl Bardolph.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#304
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- Hi. - You have no shame, do you?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#305
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- Oh, you kidding?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#306
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I'm shame-fueled. It's kind of like my cardio.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#307
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Anyway, she wanted to come here.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#308
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Best milkshakes in the Valley, right?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#309
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- My daddy used to take me for...frosted bundt cake,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#310
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size of a tire.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#311
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And then he would whisper in my ear,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#312
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I'll be back in a-- in an hour, puddin' head.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#313
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And I would eat it up
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#314
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'cause I was sweet and stupid.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#315
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I got my cake, and my dad got his alibi.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#316
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[whispering] Always know when you're being used.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#317
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- Carl has issues.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#318
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I just thought you'd be curious to hear what I've been up to.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#319
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- I know what you've been up to.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#320
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Privacy is not a thing anymore?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#321
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That is not a company.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#322
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That is a temper tantrum.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#323
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- No, it's disruptive.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#324
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- Do you think no one's ever thought about making
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#325
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private data public?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#326
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You know why it's never happened?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#327
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Because those that tried got crushed--first by regulations.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#328
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- Oh, the regulations, you know, are a deliberate joke--
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#329
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- Then by brutal lawsuits.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#330
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- I don't choose what people look up.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#331
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- Those regulations that nobody has the balls to pass
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#332
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might finally pass because of you
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#333
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for demonstrating their obvious need.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#334
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Yeah, you'd be real popular around here after that.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#335
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- I never thought I would see Carl Bardolph so scared.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#336
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- Why'd you come in here, Park?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#337
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Why? For my--for my blessing?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#338
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My approval? - Well, I--
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#339
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- 'Cause Daddy didn't know how to love you?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#340
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Well, join the fucking club!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#341
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And I hope you never have to, sweetheart.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#342
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Shakes are on me.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#343
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Finish them up and leave.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#344
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