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Yeah, NPR, National Public Radio,
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where all the liberals bitch and whine about stuff.
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Something's wrong with it.
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Oh, sweetie, the president canceled NPR.
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What do you mean, the president canceled NPR?
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That was, like, the funniest shit ever.
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I don't know what to tell you, hon.
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You guys are not gonna believe this.
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The president of the United States canceled NPR.
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- What's NPR? - What's NPR?
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The funniest show ever where all the lesbians
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and Jews complain about stuff?
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The fucking president had it taken off the air!
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I mean, who the hell does this president think he is?
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The government can't cancel the show.
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I mean, what show are they gonna cancel next?
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It was seriously the best show.
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It had, like, gay rappers from Mexico all sad
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because girls in Pakistan got stoned to death.
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And guess why they got stoned to death?
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'Cause they were raped!
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It was hilarious. Why would anyone cancel that?
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I don't know about you, but I'm worried about
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what this country's coming to.
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It seems like everybody's changing
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and suddenly woke stuff is off limits.
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I mean, it's like now everyone rips on the Jews,
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and it's totally fine. Huh, Kyle?
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See? What's wrong with Kyle?
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There will be a mandatory assembly this morning.
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All students report to the gym, mkay?
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Oh, boy, PC Principal.
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All right, everyone, listen up.
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There's some bull crap going on in this country,
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and I am not going to let it corrupt
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the environment at this school!
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Now, I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired
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of the way people are treated
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and mocked for being compassionate.