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Just listen.
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#110
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- We'll figure it out. - How? How?
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#111
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I'm fucking toast, bro.
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#112
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I'll reimburse you
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#113
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for the 400 fucking thousand dollars you spent.
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#114
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Five hundred. I lied.
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#115
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Okay... I'll reimburse you
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#116
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for the 500 fucking thousand dollars you spent on weighted blankets,
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#117
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and we'll come up with a payment plan or something, okay?
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#118
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You're doing a lot of free shows, by the way.
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#119
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- I love you. - I love you too.
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#120
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And you are getting rid of these fucking weighted blankets.
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#121
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However you wanna do it.
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#122
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- I'll get rid of these. - Yes.
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#123
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Just figure something out.
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#124
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How's it going?
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#125
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Oh, hey.
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#126
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If there's still feedback, like, anywhere else on stage, I'm fine.
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#127
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But when you're downstage center--
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#128
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You're welcome!
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#129
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You like that?
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#130
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Get that one. Get it in there.
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#131
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I'm trying.
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#132
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Any nut allergies?
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#133
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Weighted blankets for all!
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#134
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Kirk! What the fuck are you doing?
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#135
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Thank you, Tom.
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#136
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He's fucking lost it.
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#137
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Kirk Fox. Tell your friends.
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#138
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Breaking news out of Hollywood, California now.
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#139
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A stand-up comedian has been arrested on multiple counts of homicide,
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#140
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assault, and terrorism.
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#141
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His name, Tom Segura.
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#142
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Seven people were brutally murdered and thousands traumatized
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#143
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when an unnamed man that Segura hired began shooting audience members
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#144
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with what's being described as a homemade projectile launcher.
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#145
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Bank statements and emails from Segura to the man
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#146
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show that Segura entirely funded the terrorist attack,
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#147
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paying the man $500,000.
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#148
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Segura is being held with no chance of parole
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#149
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and will likely be sentenced to death later this month.
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#150
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This comedian's brutal act is one that no one is laughing at.
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#151
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Well, turning now to a reunion three years in the making.
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#152
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A veteran and his military dog separated by thousands of miles
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#153
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about to see each other for the first time since deployment.
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#154
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You're gonna wanna grab a tissue for this one.
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#155
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Cecilia Nichols has the story.
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#156
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Army specialist Jake Thorton never forgot his partner,
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#157
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