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Well, she's not showing them how to use it.
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You gotta show them how to use it. I told you that.
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It's a blanket. People get it.
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It's a weighted blanket.
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Right, I forgot that.
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If you lay down like this,
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it's a weighted blanket.
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Do you need a hand?
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Oh my God. Are you okay?
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This is what happens when you give me Nancy Reagan's corpse
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to sell blankets, man.
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- Let me help you up. - You're fine.
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- Quit your whining. - Can we get some help over here?
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- Get her to a medic. - Shut up.
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Kirk, this is a shit show, man.
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I just need more time.
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I don't think time's the issue.
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It's your dumb fucking idea.
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That's the problem.
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I fucked up, man.
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That's what I've been saying, man.
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This is a really, really, really, really, really dumb idea.
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Please help me, man. Please help me.
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I thought I had it, man.
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I thought I had it. I felt it.
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Did you just compare these to iPhones?
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This is the worst idea anyone has ever come up with.
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It's a really bad idea.
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My entire life savings went into this.
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I'm gonna be homeless. I can't be homeless.
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I joke about being homeless.
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"Hey, I'm built for it. I'm always in denim."
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"I need a shower every night."
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- "I just look dirty. I'm clean." - All right, take a deep breath.