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How about we get to know each other a little, mm?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#251
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How about some lunch? You hungry?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#252
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I got you!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#253
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Here's my personal favourite. You'll love it.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#254
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Uh, thanks! [hologram fizzes]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#255
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[laughing] I got you again, bitch!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#256
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Haha fuckin' hilarious! Haha!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#257
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[Vaggie] Okay, so Charlie is dealing with something very important,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#258
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so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#259
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One that represents her vision and what we're doing here.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#260
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So we need a camera. Alastor? [fingers click]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#261
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A video camera.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#262
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Hmm?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#263
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All right, let's do this!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#264
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[camera whirrs into focus]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#265
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And...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#266
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Action.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#267
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[Husk on TV] " Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#268
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Can I help you with anything? "
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#269
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[Angel] " I've been a bad boy.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#270
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And I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place ...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#271
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On the path to redemption. "
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#272
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-" Well, you come-- " -[Angel] "Oh yes! "
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#273
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[boredly] "...To the right place."
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#274
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Cut. Okay, Angel,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#275
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I need you to be less horny, if possible.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#276
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And Husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#277
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[angrily] I ain't no act.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#278
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I can't memorize this shit.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#279
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Well, we could improv this shit. Baby cakes. Rawrrr. [purrs seductively]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#280
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[thuds]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#281
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-[dryly] Whoops. -[Vaggie] Husk, Come on.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#282
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[Adam] So I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#283
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this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#284
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and it's like, do you know who I am?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#285
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I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#286
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All dicks descend from me.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#287
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You think you want drummer dick? No way,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#288
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I'm the Dick-fuckin' master!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#289
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[eats sloppily]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#290
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So anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#291
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What'd you do this weekend?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#292
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Wait, your name is Adam?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#293
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Like the first man Adam? That means you--
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#294
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Ohhh...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#295
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[enlightened] That explains so much.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#296
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I know. I fucking rock.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#297
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Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#298
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