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Now, we wait.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#402
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Then, once you bite through your own tooth,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#403
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you know you're ready to pitch.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#404
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[straining]
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#405
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[shouts]
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#406
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Let's bean some Orioles!
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#407
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So, I was talking to Mom,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#408
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and she told me that part of your problem
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#409
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might be performance anxiety.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#410
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Yeah, what context was this brought up in?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#411
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The one you're thinking.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#412
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She said sometimes watching someone else
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#413
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do it first helps.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#414
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So, I invited Cleveland over to do it with Mom
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#415
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while you watch from this stool.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#416
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- [grunts] - Ow.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#417
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Want me to slow it down?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#418
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Oh, don't you dare.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#419
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I can take harder.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#420
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- Oh, yeah. Thank you. - Damn, you know how to catch it, girl.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#421
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- Oh, yeah, thank you. Oh, keep it going. - Yeah, catch it! Catch it!
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#422
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- Oh, you are gonna split me in half! - Catch it with your leg out!
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#423
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[Cleveland] You wanna hop in, Pete?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#424
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[Lois] No, he goes last
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#425
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- when my mitt's the loosest. - [sighs]
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#426
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You okay, Dad?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#427
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No. I never figured my life would end up like this
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#428
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when I was getting my picture taken in front of that tree.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#429
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Why are we sitting on the field?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#433
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Because I think your biggest hurdle might be your mind.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#434
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I read that some pitchers have thrown their best games
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#435
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while on LSD.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#436
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So let's do LSD.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#437
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Yeah, okay.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#438
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We had empty stomachs,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#439
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so the drugs kicked in pretty quick.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#440
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I never learned to throw that day,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#441
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but we got scared by a faucet and pooped ourselves
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#442
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in an Exxon station.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#443
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I saw my whole life's timeline
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#444
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that afternoon, and it was beautiful.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#445
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Now, it's my 92nd birthday and I'm on a sailboat
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#446
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about to drink a CVS-brand euthanasia cocktail.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#447
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If you compare it to the name- brand euthanasia cocktails,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#448
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it's the same ingredients for half the cost.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#449
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In the future, we all die dignified deaths on sailboats.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#450
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So, that's why we guarantee
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#451
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that our cracks are 30% louder
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#452
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