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and it's leading to behavioral problems.
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You see the shit he's doing?
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He's over there playing with dolls.
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It's pretty good fondue, right?
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We should probably just go back to the hotel.
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You've got the shakes from rallying all night.
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No, no, Rick. This is our vacation.
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I want us to have a nice
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Maybe we should just go back to Colorado.
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No, Rick. I'm gonna make this up to you.
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I don't wanna rally anymore.
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There's just a lot of people out there
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who won't let it go, you know?
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Yes, and you can't be around them.
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Let me just go throw up because I'll feel much better.
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Okay, go throw up, Herb.
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Come on, just stop. Stop.
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The country is fine.
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You have better things to do.
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Yeah, oh yeah! That's it! Yeah!
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We're gonna get abortion rights thrown the hell out
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so those dirty lesbians can't keep having abortions!
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Yeah! Oh, yeah, man!
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We're gonna get those Black Lives Matter protestors
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off the streets with a fire hose!
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- Yeah, America! - Yeah!
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Well, to hell with you!
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Nobody controls me!
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- Yeah! - Yeah! America! Yeah!
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We've had some complaints about a party
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that's been going on for three days here.
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Hey, what's going on?
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All right, guys, who ordered the stripper?
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Can we come in and look around, sir?
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Oh, yeah! Come on in.
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All right, get down on the ground!
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Whoa, whoa! No, no, no. It's okay.
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I'm just helping my boy
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through the media assault on manliness.