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came to you with real problems
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#354
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and you just exploited them for money.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#355
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Yeah, that's the whole chiropractic model.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#356
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Well, I figured I could actually help them,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#357
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and take their money.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#358
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What do you even know about being a chiropractor?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#359
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Enough to look at your posture
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#360
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and know that you sit for a living.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#361
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Oh, damn, he's good.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#362
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Look, I know you guys are upset.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#363
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Yes, we are competitors, but if you really think about it,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#364
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you'll see that our stories are the same
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#365
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because we're both trying to...
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#366
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- help people! - [cracks]
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#367
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- [farts] - [laughing] There.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#368
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Now your legs are even.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#369
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Whoa. How'd you do that?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#370
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By caring.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#371
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That's the one thing you can't fake.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#372
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- Good luck, guys. - [phone rings]
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#373
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Chris' Chiropractic, how may I health you?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#374
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Oh, hi, Eric.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#375
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Yeah, it's upside down again.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#376
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Dude, I did all that.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#377
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Okay, Dad.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#378
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I thought one way to get you throwing
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#379
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would be to get tips from
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#380
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one of the best pitchers of all time, Roger Clemens.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#381
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Hi, Peter.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#382
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Wow, I can't believe The Rocket is gonna help me.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#383
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The first thing you're gonna wanna do
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#384
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- is grip the ball like this. - Okay, cool.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#385
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Then you're gonna wanna find the right place on your ass
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#386
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to inject yourself, allegedly.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#387
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- What? - If I did this
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#388
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while I was playing, I would've shoved it
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#389
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right through my thick Texas jeans.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#390
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But I did not do this while I was playing.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#391
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- Can we go back to the grip-- - Rocket!
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#392
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Then, when you're done,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#393
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make sure to discard your needles safely.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#394
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If I had ever done this, which I did not,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#395
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I would've discarded them in the top drawer
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#396
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of my wife's dresser, in between her underwear
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#397
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and necklaces, or her gym bag, allegedly.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#398
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Any place that isn't yours and is hers works.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#399
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Your forehead vein is pulsing.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#400
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That's what veins do, you nimrod.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#401
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