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and complaining about the snacks.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#105
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- So he's a toddler? - No.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#106
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Developmentally, he's still about 14, maybe 15 years old.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#107
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- Why did you think that Opie was the right avatar
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#108
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to talk to vets?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#109
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You need to rejigger your doodad.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#110
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Make him a man, for Christ's sakes.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#111
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- [sighs heavily] Yeah.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#112
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Uh, well, Mary's gonna be okay, but that was cruel.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#113
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We gotta slow down. - There!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#114
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Base it on Tom. Tom's perfect.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#115
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Warrior, sensitive, what have you.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#116
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Emotional age past puberty.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#117
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- Yeah, I don't know about all that, but, um,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#118
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Xander's not ready.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#119
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- No, we demo this Saturday at Watch Code.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#120
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Our future as a company--
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#121
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- He just mocked a vet. Pump the brakes.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#122
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- No, he wasn't mocking her.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#123
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He was attempting to connect with her.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#124
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- Martin will fix his robot.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#125
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- Do not call him a robot. - Quite. Sorry.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#126
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Autonomous wanker.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#127
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- I'm here to help.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#128
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If Alexander and I are not
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#129
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providing the kind of help that is--
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#130
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- [sighs]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#131
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- Okay, then what, it's--it's "no notes" or "bugger off?"
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#132
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- Okay, okay, look, we can stabilize him
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#133
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with some off-the-shelf AI.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#134
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Put a new face on him. I don't know.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#135
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But this is not viable.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#136
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- I--how dare you?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#137
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He's viable.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#138
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- He shat the bed and rolled around in it,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#139
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and you're asking why he stinks.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#140
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- The licensing deal I signed with you gives me
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#141
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final say on all developmental matters,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#142
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unless you wish to buy Xander outright.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#143
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And the going rate for tech like this is 10 figures.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#144
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Oh, there is no other tech like Xander.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#145
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AGI is the holy grail, and I'm Sir Fucking Galahad!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#146
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- You're right, Martin.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#147
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You are one of one.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#148
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It is understood.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#149
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Are you gonna handle this?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#150
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- I'll--yes.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#151
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- Tell me the truth.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E07 — Foundering
#152
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