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I don't think there's gonna be-- Oh no...!
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#336
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My name is Tom Segura. I'm at the airport.
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#337
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No, I do see this!
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#338
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And this vicious woman is violating my personal space.
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#339
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Smell like asshole to me!
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#340
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I'm gonna put this on Twitter.
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#341
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And if you take one more step, you will lose your job!
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#342
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Sir, please.
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#343
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It's for the safety of the other passengers.
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#344
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- Thief! - Okay, you know what?
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#345
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- You see a smaller bag in here? - Rape!
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#346
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- No, ma'am. - You see one? Do you, bitch boy?
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#347
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I don't.
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#348
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- I didn't think so, bitch-tit boy! - I feel violated!
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#349
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Fuck you, you little evil shit.
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#350
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I see. So, if you...
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#351
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- Oh, no. He wasn't done. - Oh, no. She wasn't done.
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#352
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Kept crowing at me like a bird.
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#353
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This piece of shit...
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#354
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Like a shitty bird with a shitty voice, you know?
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#355
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...was just getting started.
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#356
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The ones you shoot.
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#357
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Oh. Mm...
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#358
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Ma'am, I need you to speak English.
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#359
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Because if I'm being transparent right now,
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#360
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nothing you are saying is making any sense to me.
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#361
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Of course, sir.
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#362
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I can slow it down.
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#363
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Stop crying, you bitch boy!
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#364
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- Is that in your dialect? - Is that slow enough for you?
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#365
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- I'm guessing it's a South Pacific one. - Oh! Oh, you crying?!
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#366
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- That's nice. - Oh, you crying!
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#367
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Oh, this is so sad for you! Oh, everybody check it out!
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#368
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She doesn't know I'm rich.
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#369
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Oh, you crying, bitch boy?
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#370
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Oh, I need my mommy!
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#371
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- I need to suck on my mommy... - Nice touch.
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#372
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I'm in boat shoes, you Philistine.
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#373
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I'm not crying.
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#374
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This is the funniest thing to happen to me since my second abortion!
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#375
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And how did that make you feel?
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#376
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Bad.
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#377
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And what did you want in that moment?
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#378
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To not be treated like a problem for...
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#379
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- Following the rules. - Doing my job.
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#380
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Okay, I get that.
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#381
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So, after talking this all out,
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#382
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how do you think the other person may have felt?
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#383
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