🎲 Surprise Me

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while we're looking the other way,
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like a program running in the background silently,
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while we're busy doing other shit.
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Daemons, they call them.
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They perform action without user interaction.
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Monitoring, logging, notifications.
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Primal urges, repressed memories, unconscious habits.
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They're always there, always active.
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We can try to be right, we can try to be good.
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We can try to make a difference,
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but it's all bullshit.
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'Cause intentions are irrelevant.
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They don't drive us. Daemons do.
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And me? I've got more than most.
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I just need to rest a minute, okay? I'll be fine.
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Bullshit... a couple hours,
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you'll wish you felt as shitty as you do right now.
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Wait till the convulsions start.
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Full body pains, leaking from everywhere, then...
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Hypersensitivity to brightness and sound.
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After that, overwhelming paranoia
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followed by the darkest of depressions.
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Symptoms may persist for two weeks,
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assuming I last that long.
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Yeah, I know what's in store.
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Romero may have a point.
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You're not gonna be good for anything till you kick this.
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Don't be mad at me.
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I know I slipped, but I'm about to change the world.
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I'm about to change the world.
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Mm, that is the way I like to get up in the morning.
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Screw coffee or breakfast in bed.
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The first thing I could see every day
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is that sweet butt of yours.
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I'd be the happiest dude in the city.
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Are you going somewhere, babe?
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Yeah, um, I'm gonna meet my dad for brunch.
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I was gonna take you to brunch.
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I mean, I know that things are, like, okay
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between us right now, but I'm... I'm not
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gonna let myself off easy, all right?
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You will be wined, and you will be dined
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until I feel I've gotten myself out of the doghouse.
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Well, we can do something tonight, then.