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Hunter Biden laptop!
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Herb? Herb, you gotta get up.
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We're gonna miss our whole beach day.
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Oh, it's... it's just the time change, Rick.
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You enjoy the beach.
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I just gotta sleep a little longer.
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Dude, it's so awesome being able
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to leave "Warhammer" set up all night
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and come back to it in the morning.
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I know, it's great.
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Hey, hey, you guys. What did you do?
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- What do you mean? - I mean the cops are here.
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What did you guys do?
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We're just continuing our game of "40k" from last night.
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Okay, you guys, just stop
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'cause the police wanna ask you some questions.
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Come on in, officers.
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Hello, gentlemen.
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We heard somebody in here's been bad.
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Oh, no, guys. Looks like you're in big trouble.
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You better read 'em their rights.
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Hey, whoa, whoa! Don't touch the models.
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We spent a long time on this.
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Stan, stop with that shit.
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Come on, get into it.
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Wet t-shirt contest!
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Hey, what the [BLEEP]?
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- What? - Hey, you [BLEEP] guy!
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You do not harass the ladies!
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Well, I wanted strippers, not prudes.
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You wanna talk, big man? Huh?
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You wanna be big man?
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Whoa, whoa, okay. I...
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I think I need to explain something to you, okay?
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Look, I'm just trying to combat the messages
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that the liberal left is putting out to young men
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about their male instincts being toxic.
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The [BLEEP] you talking?
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You know, I'm trying to show my son
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and his nerdy little friend what a real party is
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'cause society wants them to be ashamed
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of their masculine natures.
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- You want real party? - Yeah!