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We said we were gonna kiss.
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#288
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It's always the same shit, you know?
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#289
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Like, it's people who are just deciding that they're upset for whatever reason.
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#290
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I have no idea.
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#291
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And I don't think I've done anything to elicit that response.
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#292
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I'm just the one who happens to be caught in the moment
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#293
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when somebody is there trying to explode
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#294
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or vent their own frustrations about their own lives on me.
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#295
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I think it's bullshit, you know?
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#296
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Okay. I hear you.
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#297
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Can you pinpoint a recent moment where you lost control?
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#298
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I didn't lose control.
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#299
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I was provoked.
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#300
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You said this incident has been sitting with you.
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#301
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'Cause it's the same thing every day.
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#302
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Different face. Same entitled rich guy.
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#303
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Why don't you take me through what happened?
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#304
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Gladly.
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#305
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Sure.
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#306
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Hi, how's it going?
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#307
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Hello, you poor old bitch.
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#308
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No, that bag is not going on my plane.
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#309
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir,
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#310
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and I apologize in advance for the inconvenience,
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#311
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but we are gonna have to check your carry-on.
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#312
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...motherfucker...
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#313
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She zeroed in on me like she'd been waiting all day for this motherfucker.
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#314
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He didn't hear a word I said after "no."
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#315
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I'm sorry. I don't understand.
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#316
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I've carried this luggage onto planes dozens of times.
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#317
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This is preposterous!
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#318
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How dare you be so ignorant and rude!
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#319
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Get your fat fucking bald white ass out of my fucking face,
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#320
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you fucking fat bitch boy!
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#321
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Again, I'm so sorry, sir, but due to weight and balance limits,
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#322
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we need to check your bag so the plane can take off safely.
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#323
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Is your Chinese ass really going to do this right now?
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#324
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Ma'am, I don't understand.
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#325
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Is your Chinese ass really gonna do this right now?
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#326
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I'm sorry, sir, it's... it's really not up to me.
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#327
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Also, I'm Korean.
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#328
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I'm Korean, motherfucker! Korean! You ever hear of it?
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#329
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Now, unless you got a smaller bag inside that big-ass bag,
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#330
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I don't know what the fuck we are talking about!
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#331
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Do you? You have a smaller bag in that giant-ass bag?
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#332
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Let's check it out!
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#333
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Move over, bitch tits. Let's check it out.
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#334
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Let's check out if there is actually a smaller bag inside this big-ass bag!
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#335
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