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It's between the Calacatta and the Danby for me.
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I prefer the Danby. It's local, from Vermont.
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#241
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I love that.
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#242
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What the hell is an open floor plan?
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#243
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- I know you sure as hell don't know. - What?!
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#244
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- Relax. - Okay.
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#245
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You, for one, do not tell me when to relax.
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#246
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I relax when I want to relax.
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I'm going to relax.
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I mean, I think it's pretty cut and dry, Murphy.
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#249
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The boy ejaculated when you whipped him.
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#250
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I think Murphy's got himself a boyfriend!
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- No, I-- No, I don't. - His moon donkey's a sugarfoot!
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#252
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That's not true.
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#253
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Y'all are sitting around reading poetry to each other by candlelight.
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- I like poetry. - I bet you do!
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#255
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Y'all reading the same books, then talking about what's in the books?
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#256
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He's in a domestic partnership!
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#257
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Murphy, you are a dumb motherfucker!
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#258
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Here are your papers.
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#259
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Now take your shit and get your fella-fuckin' ass up north.
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#260
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- I don't want no part of this business. - Baby.
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#261
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I don't want to be free if it means I can't be with you no more.
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#262
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- Please, baby-- - No.
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#263
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No! Gross!
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#264
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Everybody made fun of me, and they laughed.
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And they called me "the darkie diddler." I thought we were friends.
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#266
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Jerry and Thomas, they think I'm sweet.
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#267
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I ain't sweet. I hate everybody. And you was the only friend I ever had.
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#268
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And now I hate you too. You think I like that? I don't.
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#269
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And I ain't no diddler.
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#270
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So take your ass, and go up north where they diddle all day. Go! Shoo!
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#271
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Get out of here! Get!
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#272
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Go diddle up north, you hear? Yankees love that shit.
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#273
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Go!
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#274
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A man and another man? To use that hole...
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#275
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What a dumb motherfucker.
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#276
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I can't believe that shit worked.
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#277
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Virgil a goddamn genius.
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#278
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- Come on, baby. - Okay.
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#279
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I'mma take your big ass up north with me.
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#280
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Anything you say, chocolate daddy.
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#281
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Hey, Master Murphy.
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#282
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Oh really? You think this is funny, huh?
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#283
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How about you bend over,
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#284
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and you stick your pole into his dirt hole and let's see what happens.
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#285
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That's what I fuckin' thought. Get your ass back to work.
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#286
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- Come on. What is that? - Hey, man. You ain't commit, bro.
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#287
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