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They've taught you boys to be ashamed of being boys.
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Convinced you that your natural innate male desires are toxic.
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No matter what the liberals try to tell you, boys,
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you shouldn't be ashamed of your gender.
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Okay, Dad. So I've got an Imperium infantry unit
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within six inches of Celestine,
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so they have a +6 save.
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What are we going to do?
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I'm going to sleep.
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I'm gonna go to sleep now.
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* I feel so alone *
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Here I go... to sleep.
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Can I help you find any... oh, my God!
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Sir, you're back!
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Yeah, just browsing.
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You guys, it's him! He's here!
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- Oh, wow, it is him! - It's him?
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Is that really you?
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What are you doing here?
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Could I get a selfie with you?
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Hey, uh, since you're here,
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you wanna rally a little bit?
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No, no. I can't rally
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I've got a serious boyfriend. I'm just looking around.
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Oh, come on. When are you gonna be here again?
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Well, maybe I could do just a little bit.
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What the hell is up with all these Mexicans? Huh?
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Yeah! I mean... I mean, Joe Biden obviously thinks
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immigrants are made of gold or something.
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Hey, Steven. You know your son's
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been over at my house for spring break?
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Yeah, of course I know.
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Well, you should see what they're doing,
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'cause it's a little hrrrp.
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Well... well, what are they doing?
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Look, I just think we better talk with our boys
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to counteract all the ways in which society
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has been pathologizing masculinity.
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I mean, you went balls-out on spring break, right?
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Tried to see chicks' boobs and stuff?
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Mm, no I didn't.
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Well, no, I mean, you weren't ashamed