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[sinister music] I guess I'll just tell little miss butterflies and rainbows
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that she's been fucking someone who's killed thousands of her people.
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#209
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I'm sure your relationship will be fine.
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[happily] See you in court!
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[grandiose music]
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[strained] Oh no, not him again!
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[Adam] What up, baby?
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Saw that you went to my manager.
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Low blow Karen.
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[Sera] We are gathered here today to determine
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whether or not a soul in Hell,
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can be redeemed into the heavenly realm by means of this Hazbin Hotel.
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Princess Morningstar?
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[sigh] Thank you, Seraphim.
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[clears throat]
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Webster's Dictionary defines redemption as--
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[Adam] Objection, lame and unoriginal.
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Sustained.
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No further dictionary references please.
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Right, okay. Uh, uh... Uhhhh. Mmmm.
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If you have actual evidence, then show it already.
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We have a patron right now
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who is making incredible progress.
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-[Adam] Who? -Angel Dust.
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Oh, yeah. The porn demon.
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He's totally worth being redeemed. [blows raspberry]
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Well, if you know so much.
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What do you think it takes to get into Heaven?
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Ummm, w-w-well... Uhhhh.
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Is everything okay, Adam?
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Give me a fucking minute, okay?
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[muttering]
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"Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man."
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Are you fucking serious?
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Uh, yeah, sure got me here, didn't it? [laughs]
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Right, Sera?
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He was the first human soul in Heaven.
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Well, I bet Angel is doing all of those things right now!
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Then let's fucking see it, brah! [fingers snap]
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[wind howls]
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[Charlie] Your Honors, may I present exhibit A.
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[nightclub music]
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[Cherri] Woo! Isn't this place the fucking best?
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[Husk] I'll admit, "Consent" is a good name for a sex club.
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Niffty, dear, what are you doing?
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I'm sweeping! Urgh, look how icky it is in here!
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That's because we're at a club, dear.
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Oh! I thought the hotel looked different! [giggles]
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