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"Oh, I'm close, daddy. Can you give me one more?"
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"Yeah, I like that."
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"I've been bad for you today."
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"One more. One more so I can release..."
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I whipped him so hard, the boy's nut hit the floor.
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His seed hit the floor.
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- He came on the floor. - No, no, no, we heard you, Murphy.
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All your boys be doin' this?
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No, just one of 'em.
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Hey, uh, you ever think that maybe...
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I think your boy might be... a little sweet.
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but I have heard that sometimes men can prefer the company of other men.
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I prefer the company of other men.
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No one hates women as much as me.
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No. No, I don't think that's what he means, Murphy.
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I'm saying, I think your boy may favor menfolk for his fornications.
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You got yourself a fella-fucker.
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Murphy, think long and hard.
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Have you noticed anything else funny?
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No, I don't think so.
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Your hands are so soft for a man.
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- Any funny business with your daughter? - My daughter?
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And if she ever show her face, you best know I'm gonna say something.
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Ooh, girl, stop! You crazy.
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- Just a little bit. - She look like a pretty horse.
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No, but she kind of fat anyway.
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I don't think negroes enjoy the company of heavyset white women, right?
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My goodness. This is lovely.
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- I made it for you. - I feel like prancing.
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I'm not sure on the marble.