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If that isn't an indication of how poorly
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#162
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someone's penis works, I don't know what is.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#163
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Is this my fault, Peter?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#164
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Is it 'cause I made you watch Ted Lasso?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#165
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You know, maybe sports shows
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#166
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should be about sports instead of feelings.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#167
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- Look, it's not that big a deal. - It is, though.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#168
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I always knew you were overweight,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#169
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but I thought you were at least athletic fat.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#170
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I told people you were a good fat, like an avocado.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#171
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Now, I don't know what you are.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#172
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Okay, I see that I don't have the support
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#173
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of my family on this, but at least I have my friends.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#174
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I'm gonna see if they want to meet at The Clam.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#175
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- [phone whooshing] - They said they're busy.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#176
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I see GIFs of people without genitals.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#177
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That means busy.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#178
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Does this mean you're a beta dad now?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#179
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No, Chris. But I want you to know that I heard you.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#180
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Your feelings are valid, and thank you-- Oh, God, I am.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#181
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Aw, now I'm gonna have to hang out
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#182
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at the beta dad headquarters,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#183
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the farmers' market.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#184
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This isn't spicy, is it?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#185
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No, sir, it's a strawberry.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#186
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Hmm, I better not. I can't do spicy.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#187
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I can't believe you guys got this business
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#188
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started so quickly.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#189
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Yeah, we found the perfect spot with zero available parking,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#190
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and the rest just fell into place.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#191
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Chris, do you know what the most important part
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#192
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of working in a busy doctor's office is?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#193
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- The patients? - Nope.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#194
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Taking care of the tropical fish
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#195
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that's impossible to take care of.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#196
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Why is it swimming upside down?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#197
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I don't know. Sometimes it sinks, sometimes it floats,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#198
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and sometimes it does that. All are bad.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#199
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There's a number taped to the desk.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#200
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That's Eric, our tropical fish guy. He's gonna be your best friend.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#201
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Call him whenever it does anything.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#202
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Do everything Eric says.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#203
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None of it will work, but trust me, he's the best.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#204
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It flipped back over.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#205
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Why are you telling me? Tell Eric.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#206
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Remember, Peter, it's not drinking alone
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#207
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as long as you have Popsicle Peter with you.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#208
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[high-pitched voice] Help.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#209
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