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A lot of things are different here in the South.
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Kinda hard to figure out what's good.
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Yeah, all the stores
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and restaurants here aren't like Colorado.
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It's almost like another culture.
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- Oh, no. - Geez.
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It's still here.
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You said you wouldn't go into one of these places.
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I don't wanna go in. I just...
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can't believe some of these places are still here.
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Whoa! Look who's here!
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What are you doing in town?
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Oh, I'm just on vacation.
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Well, do you wanna come inside
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and rally a little bit?
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Oh, no thanks. I don't rally anymore.
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You sure? Everyone would love
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to rally with you again.
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I'm sure. I don't need to rally.
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I'm just here to relax. Take care.
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Well, if you change your mind, we'll be here!
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America number one!
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Number one, yep.
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Some people, huh? Geez.
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Okay, so I'm gonna have my Retributor Squad
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attack your Stormhawk Interceptor.
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Okay, that has a toughness of 7
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and a -1 to your hit rolls.
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Okay, so that's three, four, five hits.
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Okay, I'm gonna roll my saving throw, which is 3+.
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What in the actual [BLEEP]
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are you guys doing?
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We're playing "40k."
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You guys have wasted another day of spring break
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with this stupid shit.
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Do you guys know what spring break is about?
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Wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling.
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Don't you wanna get some bitches over here?
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I thought you were happy 'cause the bitches were gone?
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I'm happy the bitches are gone
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so we can have bitches over!
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Spring break is dude time.
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But you know what,
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today's society has ruined it all.