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[excitedly] They had sprinkles made of rainbows!
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Those are just rainbow sprinkles.
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Emily's going to take me to a zoo where all the animals are actually soft!
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But hug a koala for me.
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O.M.G. Can you imagine an actual koala?
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[Adam] Hey there Vag-asaurus!
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Charlie will be back soon.
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You need to get out now.
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I'm not looking for the blonde, babe. I'm looking for you.
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Maybe because you left the band.
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You tried for a solo career.
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Or I guess it's more of a...
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Do you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls
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just cause you're out of uniform?
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[Adam] You were on the front lines.
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I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you.
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It's why I named you after the best thing ever...
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Actually, it's pronounced Vaggie.
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Anyway, you sure fucked up, didn't you?
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[screaming] [frantic music]
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[Vaggie quietly] Go, run. Now!
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[spear clinks on ground] [Vaggie gasps]
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[Lute] Sinful filth like you has no place in Heaven.
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[epic music] [Vaggie breathes deeply]
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[Adam] To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie.
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'Grats on that, I guess.
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Their love is vile and blasphemous.
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But I wonder what your bitch would think if she found out
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you are actually one of us.
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Simple. You work for me again and at the hearing you're going to help me
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shut this kindergarten snowflake bullshit down for good.
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Oh, yeah You know, that's totally cool.