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Ain't nothing worse than a slave who can't churn butter.
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#144
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Me and my family have been eating dry toast for a month.
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#145
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That's nothin'.
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#146
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My house been chilly for weeks
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#147
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'cause none of my negroes can chop wood to save their goddamn lives.
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#148
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- Mm. - Yeah, well, that ain't shit.
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#149
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No matter what I do,
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#150
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no matter what I try,
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#151
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mine just keep rearranging my furniture.
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#152
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Started with a chair, then my chifforobe.
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#153
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That was there.
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#154
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Next, it's the whole goddamn parlor.
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#155
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Hm.
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#156
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Saying the color palette clashes with the drapes.
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#157
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How fucking dare he?
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#158
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Yeah, uh...
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#159
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Oh. I almost forgot.
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#160
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Well, the other morning, I walked into my kitchen.
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#161
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One of my little jibbity bugs
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#162
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had the audacity to be singing one of his little songs in my house.
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#163
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- One of his spirituals, "Amazing..." - "Amazing Grace."
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#164
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- That's the one. - Amazing bullshit!
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#165
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Mm-hmm. That and the daddy song.
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#166
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The daddy song?
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#167
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The daddy song.
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#168
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Mm, no.
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#169
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You know, the goddamn daddy song?
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#170
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Where they take you out there by the water with the picnic, and they spin around,
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#171
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and they start doing the, you know...
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#172
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You are my daddy, I love my daddy
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#173
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It's all for you 'Cause you're my daddy
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#174
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I love all you, 'cause you're my daddy
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#175
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It's all for you 'Cause you're my baby
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#176
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You are my baby, I love my daddy
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#177
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I mean, goddamn. How much do you love your daddy
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#178
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to make a whole goddamn song about him like that?
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#179
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I guess it's kinda nice, but all day long?
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#180
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I don't have time for this shit.
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#181
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I mean, I enjoy his company,
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#182
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but it's too much of a commitment, you know?
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#183
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- Okay. - Yeah, um...
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#184
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Oh! Y'all not gonna believe this.
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#185
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One of them coal crawlers had the gall to talk back to me.
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#186
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Boy, I cracked that whip so hard, they heard it all the way down in Biloxi.
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#187
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Ooh, I know all about that.
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#188
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I whipped one of mine so hard, the boy started moaning.
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#189
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Oh yeah.
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#190
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Moaning?
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#191
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