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who made First Team All-Dirtbag.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#114
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Tom Hambley would've had me double-fisting
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#115
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highly-flammable bootleg SpongeBobs by now.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#116
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Yeah, didn't he also whip it out to your mom before your prom?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#117
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He said he mistimed how far away he was
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#118
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from our hallway bathroom. Just throw the ball.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#119
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I would, but my elbow's acting up.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#120
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Old injury from The Late Night Wars.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#121
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I'll win you one of them things, Lois.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#122
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Oh, no, it's Mikey Bagshaw,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#123
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Lois' ex-boyfriend with shamrock tattoos on both calves.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#124
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You're allowed here?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#125
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Yeah, there ain't no schools close.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#126
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Then I guess it's your move, Peter.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#127
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This is really testing me.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#128
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I wonder what my old karate sensei would want me to do.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#129
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Take your sneakers off, Peter. You can't wear them on the mats.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#130
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But they light up, Sensei.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#131
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Put them in the cubbies. Geez, every class with this clown.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#132
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[strains]
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#133
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[laughter]
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#134
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[laughs] He throws like a girl!
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#135
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Come on, people don't say that anymore, dude.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#136
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The correct term is he throws like a Chalamet, probably.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#137
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And on behalf of everyone at Channel 5,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#138
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we'd like to apologize for the pornography
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#139
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that aired during our cooking segment.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#140
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There are a lot of very funny people
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#141
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who are good at computers, and we can't stop them.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#142
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All right, who's ready for The Last of Us?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#143
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I love zombie shows about shrub overgrowth.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#144
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Chris, move, you're sitting in my spot.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#145
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Yeah, I think I'm gonna be sitting
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#146
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wherever I want from now on, chief.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#147
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What? Where am I supposed to sit?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#148
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Kind of not my problem, chief.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#149
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Did you just double "chief" me?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#150
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- That's right, chief. - Triple?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#151
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Is this 'cause of the throw?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#152
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Well, technically, it didn't qualify as a throw.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#153
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It fell somewhere between a roll and a... [grunts weakly]
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#154
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Come on, barely anybody saw that.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#155
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I'm sure it'll all blow over.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#156
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And now in "Ha-Ha, Look At This Guy" news,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#157
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ha-ha, look at this guy.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#158
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[grunts weakly]
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#159
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[crowd laughing]
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#160
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Aw, rats.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#161
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