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Never mind, this is my destiny!
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#32
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I'll take a pamphlet.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#43
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[sniffs]
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#44
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This head hole smells like spit.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#45
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Should... should we become chiropractors?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#70
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Already on it. "Siri, how do I become a chiropractor?"
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#71
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[Siri] Do you want to be a doctor,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#72
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but don't like to read books?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#73
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- Yes. - Congratulations.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#74
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You are now a chiropractor.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#75
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Mailing certification and teeth whitening kit now.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#76
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Oh, that was easy.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#77
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Yeah, thank God.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#78
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I needed a new job, and it was either this
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#79
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or become a family photographer.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#80
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[announcer 1] Is your son just the cutest,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#81
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and are you eager to capture that precious sliver of time?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#82
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Well, at Son in Front of a Tree Photography,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#83
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we capture these memories for you
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#84
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by photographing your son in front of a tree
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#85
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in a park that's close to my house.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#86
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Put him in a shirt that he hates
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#87
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and watch him lean, climb, or sit in front of a tree.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#88
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Hold his arms as he jumps into the air in front of a tree.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#89
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Sure, he bit you for making him take off his Spider-Man shoes,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#90
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but wait until you see
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#91
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this photo of him resting on his hands
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#92
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in front of a tree.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#93
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We'll even take one
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#94
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of the parents in front of the tree.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#95
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Because at Son in Front of a Tree Photography,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#96
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we capture memories that'll last a lifetime.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#97
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And years later,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#98
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when that same son is forced out of college
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#99
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for a team hazing scandal,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#100
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you'll look at the photos of your son in front of a tree
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#101
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and wonder if that monster was always inside him.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#102
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Yeah, probably.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#103
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He bit you for taking off his shoes.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#104
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Call today.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#105
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[announcer 2] May not ever receive photos.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#106
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God, the prizes at these things are such junk.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#107
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I want one. Peter, win me a toy.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#108
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What? Why?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#109
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'Cause I'm New-England-lady drunk.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#110
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Either you win me a stupid stuffed something,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#111
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or I'm gonna start naming ex-boyfriends who would've.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#112
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Great, everybody, get ready to hear
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#113
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