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You see what I--? This is so confusing. Just forget I said anything.
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#48
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- Keep doing what you were doing. - Okay, we'll try. Back to what matters.
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#49
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But, but, but...
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#50
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- I don't think I should have sex with you. - Jesus.
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#51
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Because while you are my wife's body,
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#52
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my daughter is inside, and no, thank you.
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#53
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- Ew, ew, ew! - What the hell, Bill?
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#54
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What?
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#55
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I thought we were all trying to figure out the rules of this magical event. Am I...?
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#56
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All right, let's just move on. My bad.
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#57
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Okay, honey, honey, honey, will you at least try to teach me?
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#58
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Teach you how to play Tchaikovsky in a day? Are you crazy?
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#59
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I'm not trying to fuck my daughter. For the record.
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What? Is that not a good thing?
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#61
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That I want to not fuck my daughter?
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#62
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That's great, Bill.
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#63
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Great, wish granted. Are you ready to move on?
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#64
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Yes. You can see why it's confusing, right?
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#65
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But honestly, we'll just-- We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
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#66
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Why would we ever get to that bridge, Dad?
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#67
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We won't. We absolutely won't.
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#68
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Assuming everything goes back to the way it was.
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#69
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But when will that be?
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#70
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It could be days, it could be months, it could be years.
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#71
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- It's been three minutes, Dad! - I'm trying to stay ahead of it.
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#72
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Okay, will you just stop talking about fucking us?!
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#73
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Honey, she's not new to sex.
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#74
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She's been seeing that Jeff Hinkle kid for a while now,
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#75
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and I found a used condom in the trash.
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#76
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- Oh my God, Dad! Don't go through my shit! - Wait...
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#77
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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#78
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- God. Okay... - Wait, what about my presentation? I...
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#79
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I mean, I love you, but there is zero chance
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#80
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you're gonna be able to explain to the national grocery chain
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#81
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the financial upside of putting Smucker's jelly on their end caps.
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#82
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- What? - I'm gonna get fired.
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#83
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- Blowjobs are off the table. - What the fuck?!
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#84
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Off the table. Don't you agree?
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#85
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I can't look down and see my wiener in my daughter's mouth.
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- Oh, make it stop! Oh my God! - I'm trying.
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#87
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Jeez Louise!
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#88
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I'm trying to tell you, no blowjobs. I'm not doing it.
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#89
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At least not now.
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#90
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Maybe after some time,
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#91
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we'll all feel differently, and we can reconvene then.
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#92
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God! Can you just get the fuck out of here, Dad?
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#93
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Okay, I can take a hint.
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#94
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I'm gonna go upstairs, see if the cat's fed.
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