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would like to hire you immediately.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#411
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Okay.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#412
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Can I work from home?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#413
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What?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#414
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No, you can't work from home.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#415
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It's a hot dog stand.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#416
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Well, I could work here but I'll
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#417
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need mental health days off to deal
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#418
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with the toxic environment.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#419
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Where do people get this stuff?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#420
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All right, fine.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#421
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Never mind, we don't want to hire you.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#422
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You're going to take my job?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#423
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They took my job!
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#424
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They took yer job!
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#425
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Took my job!
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#426
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Durk-a-dur!
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#427
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Took-er-jabs!
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#428
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Good morning, everyone.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#429
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After an exhaustive search for employees,
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#430
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we have determined that you are the best of the best.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#431
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Yes.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#432
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We're sure you're excited to be part of the DikinBaus team.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#433
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And we are certainly glad to have you here.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#434
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We're happy to be here.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#435
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Shut up, Scott.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#436
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Now listen, it's going to take dedication and drive
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#437
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to get this place open.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#438
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Isn't that right, Kenny?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#439
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Sorry, Kenny is working from home today because it's
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#440
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his mental health day.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#441
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Hey, guys.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#442
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Hi.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#443
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Now there may not be many of us.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#444
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But in order to open, we're going to have to...
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#445
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Do I get mental health days too?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#446
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Oh, here we go.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#447
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Fine, Clyde, what days do you need
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#448
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to have mental health days?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#449
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Well, how should I know until I'm
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#450
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feeling mentally unhealthy?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#451
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Goddammit, you guys.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#452
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It isn't going to work like this, OK?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#453
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Um, I'm also going to need 5 minute breaks every hour
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#454
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to check my insulin levels.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#455
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You're fucking joking.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#456
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This is a goddamn restaurant, you guys.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#457
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There's no time for diabetes!
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#458
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