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What the hell do you think you're doing?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#363
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You can't just take my money out
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#364
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of my gosh dang bank account without my permission...
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#365
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Butter... Butters! Butters!
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#366
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Butters, would you relax?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#367
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Where's all the money gone from my bank account?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#368
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You said to get things moving.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#369
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We needed the funds to go faster.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#370
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You said you'd never access my account
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#371
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without my permission!
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#372
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Butters, we're about to reopen
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#373
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a historic landmark that means something to people.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#374
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You think I'm just doing all this for the fun of it?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#375
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Hang on a second.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#376
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Wee!
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#377
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We're creating jobs, Butters.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#378
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And we're helping people.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#379
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Then open the stupid place, Eric.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#380
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Fine!
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#381
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We'll start hiring tomorrow morning
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#382
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and we'll be open by the afternoon.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#383
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And trust me, Butters.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#384
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When we open and you see how successful it is,
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#385
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you're going to apologize to me.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#386
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What the hell is going on?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#387
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Why is nobody showing up?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#388
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I don't know, dude.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#389
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Hey. Hey!
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#390
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Excuse me.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#391
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You want to come work at DikinBaus for minimum wage?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#392
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No.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#393
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That's because your generation is lazy.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#394
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You got all comfy during the pandemic.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#395
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Nobody knows how to work anymore!
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#396
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They're saying you people here might have a job?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#397
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Yes! Please, have a seat.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#398
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Um, so, what kind of experience do you have?
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#399
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Well, I was working down at the Budd factory
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#400
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in Fort Collins but then Joe Biden caused a recession,
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#401
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so they took my job.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#402
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Whoa!
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#403
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Then I worked over at Waffle House
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#404
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but they decided they needed employees
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#405
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to be more "inclusive," so they took my job.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#406
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Sorry to hear that.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#407
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And then I got let go from the bowling alley
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#408
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and all I want is a damn job.
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#409
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Well, I believe that we here at DikinBaus
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S26E05 — DikinBaus Hot Dogs
#410
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