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who would have a light bulb this old.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#293
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There might be one person.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#294
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Oh, there you are, Jesse.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#295
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Man, Arnie is so excited for you guys
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#296
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to do this ad for him.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#297
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So, what, now we're pitchmen?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#298
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Guys, this is free advertising for the airline,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#299
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and we could use the distraction.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#300
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We, uh... we dragged another Asian doctor off a plane.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#301
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Okay, let's roll it.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#302
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Hi, I'm local hero Brian Griffin.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#303
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And I'm Glenn "Diarrhea" Quagmire.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#304
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If you're looking to buy a car,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#305
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you want to make a smooth landing,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#306
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not take a dump in the sink.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#307
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That's right. So, come on down
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#308
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to Brockner Toyota for some explosive deals.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#309
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If you're hunting for a car,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#310
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don't pull a "Quagmire."
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#311
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Sorry, sorry, what the hell is this?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#312
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Oh, Mr. Brockner always likes to have some humor in his ads.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#313
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Humor? Some fat guy pretending to be me
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#314
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pooping in a sink is the humor?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#315
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Damn it, Brian, that's enough.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#316
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I was in the military,
Family Guy
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#317
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and I have worked for 25 years in aviation.
Family Guy
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#318
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My whole life, I dreamed that someday,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#319
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maybe I'd even have my own Sully Sullenberger moment.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#320
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But it'll never happen now.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#321
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Have you tried Googling me? It's just this!
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#322
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Yeah. Wow, and if you Google Image "diarrhea,"
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#323
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it's just pictures of you and George Brett.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#324
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Not only am I not getting the respect I deserve,
Family Guy
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#325
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but I'm the punchline in a story
Family Guy
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#326
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where you're the hero. You!
Family Guy
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#327
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You know what, I quit.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#328
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Wait, you can't quit the press tour.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#329
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It's in your contract.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#330
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Plus, we've still got one more event to do.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#331
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Oh, I'm finishing the press tour.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#332
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A pilot always lands the plane.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#333
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I meant that I quit being a pilot.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#334
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Where are you going?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#335
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To be alone and think.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#336
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This is how pilots do it.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#337
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I bought a mattress at the wrong store.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#338
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[announcer] Don't "Quagmire" the bed.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#339
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This mattress commercial
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#341
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