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There's no training for a moment like this.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#245
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You're just relying on pure gut instinct.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#246
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But when you've landed at as many airports as I have...
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#247
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On an iPad.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#248
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...you draw on that experience...
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#249
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It's an app that costs $2.99.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#250
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...to the point where it's almost like muscle memory.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#251
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You can also get the app for free,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#252
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but you have to sit through a lot of ads for the Army.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#253
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These guys are good. We gotta get this on the road.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#254
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- Wheels up, Jack. - It's Jacqueline now.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#255
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And back to HR I go.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#256
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You know, when you take off, you never think
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#257
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you're gonna see your pilot pooping in the sink.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#258
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But a real hero knows that's when you have to step up.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#259
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Well, it's a good question, but I think I knew
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#260
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within a couple minutes of taking the first bite.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#261
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You only end up using like three of those buttons.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#262
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I thought those guys were, like, geniuses.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#263
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Well, I've read that shrimp is actually supposed to be cooked
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#264
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to 140 degrees Fahrenheit.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#265
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[imitates plane engine]
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#266
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[imitates tires squealing]
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#267
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[chuckles] I-I can't do the noises, but y-you get it.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#268
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[moans]
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#269
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Diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#270
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I can't do the noises, but you get it.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#271
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Stewie, check it out.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#272
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Dave Portnoy from Barstool Sports
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#273
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just tweeted he's coming to our restaurant tomorrow
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#274
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to do one of his One Bite Pizza Reviews.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#275
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Awesome. Who's Dave Portnoy?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#276
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He's like if a high-school athlete got one genie wish.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#277
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But he also happens to be one of the most influential
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#278
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pizza place kingmakers on the internet.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#279
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Really? Chris, that's fantastic.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#280
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I know.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#281
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And we better get started now,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#282
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'cause he likes his pizza extra crispy.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#283
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Uh, wh-- what was that?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#284
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Oh, this is not good.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#285
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The light bulb in the Easy-Bake Oven burned out.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#286
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That's fine, we have tons of light bulbs in the house.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#287
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Chris, we're in trouble.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#288
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This is a custom bulb from the 1960s.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#289
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It's 200 watts
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#290
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and made with 40% lead.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#291
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There's literally nobody
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#292
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