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This is going to be the best restaurant in Colorado, Kenny.
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And I know exactly what we should name it.
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Tom, I'm standing out front of a Colorado icon,
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the old Coney Island Hot Dog, where the owners
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plan to reopen soon.
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The hot dog stand is going through major renovations
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and the new name has just been announced,
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DikinBaus Hot Dogs is sure to be a big hit here in town.
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We got him to say dick and balls!
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The owners say they're planning on all kinds
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And also, with each hot dog served here at DikinBaus Hot Dogs,
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they actually use the ketchup
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to put a nice little Smiley face on the plate.
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It's just their sort of trademark touch.
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The renovations are supposed to be finished soon
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and the new owners are inviting everyone to come on down,
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enjoy, and let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns.
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Le... let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns.
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We have some of those first quarter projections
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Do you have the first quarter projections, Kenny?
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Uh, let me see. Where did we put those?
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Are you guys just playing around?
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No, we are renovating and opening
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an amazing restaurant that will be extremely profitable.
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Then why did you name it DikinBaus?
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Butters, you are the investor.
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We are the creatives.
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Well, stop being creative and open the goddamn restaurant
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so I can get my money back.
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So stop dicking around and wasting my money.
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Butters, at DikinBaus, dicking around
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is all we do, dicking around the competition.
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Mermaid goes to the mermaid grotto right over there.
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Eric, I think you've done enough renovations.
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Mom, no offense, but will you shut
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your mouth because you know nothing
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about the restaurant business?
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Excuse me, are you guys the owners?
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Yes, we're the owners.
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Well, we got your zip line put
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in but this asphalt is so old it's not