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It'll be great PR. You saved a ton of lives.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#197
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You're actually friends.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#198
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And we could use something like this
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#199
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after that toilet flush sucked in a baby.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#200
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Yeah, I'm not sure a press tour is--
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#201
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And I forgot to mention that, as a pilot,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#202
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you are contractually obligated
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#203
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to represent the airline to the media.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#204
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- Oh. - Come on, Quagmire,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#205
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we might actually have fun together on a press tour.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#206
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I mean, crazier things have happened.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#207
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Look at Pete Davidson's love life.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#208
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I just text them back promptly.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#209
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That's it. That's the secret.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#210
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Stewie, the line is huge.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#211
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How did we get so many customers right out of the gate?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#212
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Oh, I-I see, you're calling us a pop-up.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#213
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Oh, yeah, you do that and white people go frickin' crazy.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#214
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- I saw this place on Facebook. - I saw it on TikTok.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#215
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I read a blurb in Parade magazine.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#216
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Did you know LeAnn Rimes is happier than she's ever been?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#217
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Can I get a slice?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#218
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Okay, let's start with the easy one:
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#219
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we don't do "slices."
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#220
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Next, you can start by scanning the QR code
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#221
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to enter yourself in the raffle.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#222
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Ooh, is that an Android? Here.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#223
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What's this, your website?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#224
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No, it's the number for Domino's.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#225
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Take a hike, idiot.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#226
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[announcer] Domino's. We meet the legal definition of "pizza."
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#227
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Pharmacy.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#228
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Refill a prescription.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#229
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Refill a prescription.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#230
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Representative.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#231
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Speak to a representative.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#232
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Will you quit doing personal crap
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#233
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and focus on our interview?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#234
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Okay, we're almost ready,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#235
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but just so we get the on-screen labels correct,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#236
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you're the one who landed the plane,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#237
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and you're the one who pooped in the sink?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#238
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[sighs]
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#239
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[♪ theme music playing]
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#240
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Welcome back to Good Morning, Akron,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#241
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Ohio's only opioid-free morning show.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#242
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Brian, Glenn, how do you prepare for an emergency like this?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#243
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Well, all pilots are highly trained--
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#244
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