🎲 Surprise Me

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Create my cold, perfect maze
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where no one can ever find me.
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Elliot, I cannot believe you work here.
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This place is a shithole.
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Look, I thought I'd swing by, take you to lunch.
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I think she likes you, bud.
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All right, fine, I'll take her,
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but let the record show I was trying to be a good wingman.
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Oh, calm down. Shit.
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I'm not that into redheads anyway.
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The whole nation of Ireland makes my dick soft.
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Darlene said we need to talk.
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You're right. Probably shouldn't talk here.
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Let's go to that bar next door.
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I'm not going anywhere with you.
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I'm not going anywhere until you do,
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so I can hang out here and create a scene,
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or you can give me five minutes at the bar next or.
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Either way, I'm gonna have fun.
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What? It's an Appletini.
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I should kick your ass.
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If that'll make us square, you have my blessing.
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Nah, man, I want nothing to do with you.
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What can I get for you?
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You should probably order something.
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- I'd recommend this... - Fine.
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I'll... I'll have an Appletini.
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You should take it as a compliment, guy.
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These things are goddamn delicious.
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Compliments make me uncomfortable too.
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I find that hard to believe.
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Yeah, who am I kidding? I love compliments.
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I really don't think you enjoyed that.
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- I suggest sipping... - Last chance.
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What do you want?
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I'm sorry for what I did.
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More importantly, I don't give a shit.