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But mostly to get a Michelin star.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#101
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It's always been my dream to have my culinary talents
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#102
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validated in print by a tire company.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#103
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[engines whirring]
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#104
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Okay, and final thing before we push back,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#105
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which six seats do you want to disable the TVs on?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#106
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- Morning, boys. - Brian? What are you doing?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#107
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Only qualified personnel are allowed in here.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#108
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Then why do all pilots leave the door open
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#109
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when people are boarding?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#110
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We-- We're supposed to help hand out
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#111
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mileage plan credit card applications.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#112
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But why are you even here? You're going to Orlando?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#113
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Yeah. I took what you said the other night to heart
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#114
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and I've enrolled in a flight training school in Florida
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#115
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called Huffman Aviation.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#116
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Isn't... Isn't that where the 9/11 hijackers trained?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#117
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I don't know, I just used a coupon.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#118
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Just take your seat.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#119
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- [clears throat] - I-I mean,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#120
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would you like to earn 10,000 bonus miles by applying today
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#121
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for the Transnational Airlines Mastercard?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#122
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Hey there, how are you doing?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#123
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Just so you know, as of this year,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#124
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I'm allowed to hit you as hard as I can.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#125
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Out of my way!
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#126
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- [retching] - Jim, are you okay?
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#127
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I think he's got food poisoning.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#128
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It must've been that sack lunch of leftover shrimp
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#129
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from his niece's wedding.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#130
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Well, thank God you didn't have any.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#131
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Well, actually, he kept waving the bag in my face and asking,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#132
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"Does this taste funny to you?" I-I didn't want to be rude.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#133
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- [gurgles] - [moans]
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#134
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Ah! It's coming!
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#135
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Don't worry, Quagmire, I can take over.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#136
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Are you crazy? You could never in a million yea--
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#137
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[farts]
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#138
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Ah! Son of a bitch!
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#139
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Dammit! Get out of the way!
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#140
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I'm gonna have to take a boy band.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#141
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- What does that mean? - "In sink."
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#142
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I also would've accepted "back-streak boys."
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#143
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And it's definitely coming out at "98 degrees"
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#144
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in "one direction."
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#145
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In any case, it's all gonna sound and smell terrible.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#146
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- [moans] - I'm taking over.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#147
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No, Brian, don't you touch anything!
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#148
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