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I am. And every single thing that Barry said is true.
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#72
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I wondered why you were uninterested in us.
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#73
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Well, it's really your personality, Mary, but yeah, I'm gay.
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#74
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Hey, that anal stuff, was he making that up?
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#75
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No, Butch. The anal stuff's all true.
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#76
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No shit.
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#77
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It is so tiring.
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#78
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Believe me.
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#79
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And you do sleep way better after.
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#80
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I've missed work from doing it.
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#81
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You weren't sick last week.
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#82
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No, I went to the RNC.
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#83
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Anal sex doesn't make me tired.
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#84
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- Was it gay anal? - No.
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#85
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There you go.
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#86
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Oh.
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#87
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Hmm. Phil makes some important points there, right?
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#88
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I mean, I certainly didn't know that was a true statement.
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#89
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It is.
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#90
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In fact, it might be the truest statement I've ever heard.
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#91
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Certainly feel like I got my exercise jumping to conclusions today.
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#92
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But, you know, we all learned something today.
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#93
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And that's why we do these retreats, right?
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#94
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Barry?
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#95
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Please, sit back down.
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#96
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Yeah.
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#97
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I'm sorry, Barry. I was wrong.
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#98
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Oh, it's fine.
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#99
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May all of us sleep like a homo tonight.
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#100
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- Yeah. - He knows!
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#101
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Hear, hear!
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#102
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I do.
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#103
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Hear, hear!
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#104
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I'm glad we're past that. Because I have to shit like a Jew.
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#105
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You're a fucking terrible person.
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#106
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Health. There are so many things you have to do to master it.
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#107
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Some people eat right.
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#108
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Some people do yoga.
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#109
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And for some people, the only way they can function
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#110
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is to experience the nonstop laughter with millions of fans,
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#111
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knowing it could all go away at any moment.
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#112
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Tom?
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#113
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Tom?
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#114
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- Oh, my God. - He's got a gun?
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#115
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He's got a gun!
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#116
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Oh, my God.
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#117
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Hold on...
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#118
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No, no, no, no!
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#119
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