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there's some jobs they'll even let kids do.
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Why does he get to have a job?
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You wouldn't last four hours on a job, fat ass.
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That's easy for you to say.
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You don't need a job because you live in a nice house.
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I have to live in a shithole like Kenny does.
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It's not fair that some people in our country
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are given the opportunity for employment
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I'm going to tell my mom.
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I need your permission to get a job.
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Oh, you're too young to have a job, sweetie.
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Mom, look at this shithole we live in.
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Somebody has to get a job because you
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just sit on your ass all day.
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I had a job, Eric, but you got me fired because you
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wanted me taking care of you.
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And that's why we had to sell our house.
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Yes, right, because I'm the man of the house.
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You're supposed to take care of me
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and I'm supposed to go get a job.
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You really expect us to live like this
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the rest of our lives?
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This is not a proper place to raise a child!
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You have to let me go find a job, Mom.
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Eric, the truth is, I don't think you'd
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last four hours at a job.
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Oh, now you sound like Kyle.
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Do you run Hollywood with him?
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Are you a Jew too, Mom?
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All right, Eric, fine.
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You want to go get a job and have a little dose of reality?
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Maybe it'll be good for you.
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Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving in ice cream.
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Loo, loo, loo, you'll eat it too.
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Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving ice cream.
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Okay, and the pistachio maple cream.
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Let me know if you need extra napkins for your table
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and have a creamy day.
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Hey, Butters. I'm here for my job.