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Please, enough. No more.
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Mr. Robot SO1E03 Original air date 07/08/2015
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Most coders think debugging software
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is about fixing a mistake,
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but that's bullshit.
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Debugging's actually all about finding the bug,
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about understanding why the bug was there to begin with,
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about knowing that its existence was no accident.
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It came to you to deliver a message,
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like an unconscious bubble floating to the surface,
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popping with a revelation you've secretly known all along.
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I don't know why I'm saying all of this.
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Maybe it's because I'm pumped up on whatever Sm... -
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legal drug dealers like Eli Lilly
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make money off nowadays.
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But usually it's because there's a sense it's coming.
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A bug buzzing its way towards me
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to gum up the works until it forces me to make a call.
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Kill me or embrace me.
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Or maybe I'm just freaking out because I never thought
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I'd wake up to find these two women staring back at me.
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What are you doing here?
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We talked maybe a few hours ago
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when I first got here.
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You don't remember?
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They said I was your emergency contact.
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Um, you told them to call your psychiatrist.
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You can't leave until you talk to one.
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So I'm gonna wait outside.
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Do you remember requesting me from the staff?
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You requested me because the police said that...
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I got jumped by a bunch of kids.
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It's not the end of the world.
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They wanted to do a full drug panel, and you refused.
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Elliot, if we can't have a conversation about this...
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I've been taking morphine.
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I don't have a good enough reason to give you.
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I wish I did, but I don't.
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Maybe we should consider rehab.
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I'm not a junkie.
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Then you'll need to prove it to me.