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Billy Bass approved.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#345
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Billy, what do you think Meg's gonna say
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#346
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to the Uber driver?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#347
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♪ Take me to the river ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#348
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♪ Drop me in the water ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#349
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Ah, we are thriving without Meg.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#350
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Is something wrong, Peter? You've barely touched our food.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#351
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I heard from Bonnie that Meg moved out of the house
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#352
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and Lois could never breastfeed.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#353
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What? How'd you hear that?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#354
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Oh, Bonnie subscribes to a service
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#355
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that alerts her any time another mom fails.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#356
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- That's wild. - I know.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#357
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Donna gives Cleveland Jr.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#358
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unlimited video game time, but...
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#359
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Peter, isn't it weird with Meg out of the house?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#360
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Nah, it's fine. Although, we got a lot more mice
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#361
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- around the house now. - Mice?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#362
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Yeah, Meg handled all our rodent problems.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#363
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She used to just squeeze 'em and pop their heads off.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#364
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All except one that she'd leave alive
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#365
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to run and go tell the story to the others.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#366
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Meg's a nice girl.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#367
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Yeah, when I remodeled my house,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#368
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Meg hauled away all the discarded insulation.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#369
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Don't know what she did with it.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#370
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Oh, yeah, Meg's great.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#371
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She sold me a ton of insulation super-cheap.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#372
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Oh, my God, you guys are right.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#373
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This one time, Meg fell down the stairs
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#374
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and she... and... and she broke her clavicle.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#375
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[laughing]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#376
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You guys, I think I miss Meg.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#377
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Was there gonna be more to the story about the stairs?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#378
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What do you say we go to the giant chicken's house
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#379
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and get my daughter back?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#380
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- I'm in. - Let's do it.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#381
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So the laughing was 'cause your daughter hurt herself?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#382
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Honey, did you order a fat bag of crap?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#383
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Stand aside. I'm here to get my daughter back.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#384
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She's not coming with you.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#385
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- She's perfectly happy here. - Are you sure?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#386
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We can make this worth your while.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#387
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We're prepared to trade Brittney Griner.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#388
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Hey, stop trading me.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#389
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I just want to play basketball.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#390
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And smoke weed, apparently.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#391
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I wasn't smoking it, I was just carrying it.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#392
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